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[soulping]

You are HUGH TUMOORE and you've been afflicted with a variant of DRAGON SICKNESS! How tragic. Don't worry, you're still highly valuable in the eyes of science. Your targets are:

DR. ANGIE O'PLASTY
DR. ANN T. BIOTIC
DR. ARTHUR MOMETER
DR. COLIN AMBULANCE
DR. DEE FIBRILATOR
DR. OBI GIN

Choose 2 per round.

You have 20 coins in your GOVERNMENT REIMBURSMENT fund. Each successful infection will gain you 10 coins.

Comments

APOTHECARY

[soulping]

Toxin, 1 dose, will infect an entire team with 1 random variant | 10 coins
Resistance boost, gain 1 point of protection against Physicians | 10 coins

All items are self-use only.

ROUND 1

[soulping]

BANK: 20
INVENTORY: [EMPTY]
PROTECTION POINTS: 1

You're infected with STRAIN 3# of DRAGON SICKNESS: TRANSFORMATION. You're wearing a headpiece that cannot be removed.

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSSION

[feytality]

All right! I'm a dragon!

[Someone's chipper about this, considering she was a literal snake monster like a day ago]

Re: DISCUSSION

[sweatypalms]

Not even a cool dragon!

Re: DISCUSSION

[feytality]

Speak for yourself. I'm always cool.

Re: DISCUSSION

[sweatypalms]

You wish.

[ but whatever, WE'RE ON AN IMPORTANT MISSION HERE. ]

Who d'you wanna infect first?

TURN-IN

[soulping]

Re: TURN-IN

[sweatypalms]

We are infecting DR. ARTHUR MOMETER and DR. DEE FIBRILATOR.

Also buying 1 RESISTANCE BOOST.

ROUND 2

[soulping]

BANK: 20
INVENTORY: [EMPTY]
PROTECTION POINTS: 1

Your infection is unchanged.

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSSION

[sweatypalms]

Hm...

Obi Gin next!

Re: DISCUSSION

[barehands]

...Okay. Who else?

Re: DISCUSSION

[sweatypalms]

Doesn't matter. You can pick.

TURN-IN

[soulping]

Re: TURN-IN

[sweatypalms]

We are infecting DR. ANN T. BIOTIC and DR. OBI GIN.

Also buying 1 RESISTANCE BOOST.

ROUND 3

[soulping]

BANK: 30
INVENTORY: [EMPTY]
PROTECTION POINTS: 0

You have been cured.

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSSION

[sweatypalms]

[ OH NO, THEIR DRAGON MASKS ]

Great! Now we've gotta reinfect ourselves!

Re: DISCUSSION

[barehands]

Can we? We don't have a toxin.

Re: DISCUSSION

[sweatypalms]

We can buy one now. And we oughta buy some more resistance, too.

TURN-IN

[soulping]

Re: TURN-IN

[sweatypalms]

We are buying 1 TOXIN and
1 RESISTANCE BOOST.

We are infecting DR. COLIN AMBULANCE and DR. OBI GIN.

Re: TURN-IN

[soulping]

You're infected with STRAIN 6# of DRAGON SICKNESS: HOARDING. You're covered in shiny gold star stickers that can't be removed.

[soulping]

BANK: 10
INVENTORY: [EMPTY]
PROTECTION POINTS: 0

You're infected with STRAIN 6# of DRAGON SICKNESS: HOARDING. You're covered in shiny gold star stickers that can't be removed.

GO TO ENDGAME