takshaka

[soulping]

You are PSINUSS ENFECKSHUN and you've been afflicted with a variant of DRAGON SICKNESS! How tragic. Don't worry, you're still highly valuable in the eyes of science. Your targets are:

DR. ANGIE O'PLASTY
DR. ANN T. BIOTIC
DR. ARTHUR MOMETER
DR. COLIN AMBULANCE
DR. DEE FIBRILATOR
DR. OBI GIN

Choose 2 per round.

You have 20 coins in your GOVERNMENT REIMBURSMENT fund. Each successful infection will gain you 10 coins.

Comments

APOTHECARY

[soulping]

Toxin, 1 dose, will infect an entire team with 1 random variant | 10 coins
Resistance boost, gain 1 point of protection against Physicians | 10 coins

All items are self-use only.

ROUND 1

[soulping]

BANK: 20
INVENTORY: [EMPTY]
PROTECTION POINTS: 1

You're infected with STRAIN 5# of DRAGON SICKNESS: ROARING. You can only communicate through yelling at the top of your voice.

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSSION

[barrette]

WHICH ONES SHOULD WE PICK?

Re: DISCUSSION

[hopefullybetter]

I DON'T KNOW.

Re: DISCUSSION

[withmyownfists]

I'M GLAD THAT THESE "INFECTIONS" DON'T ACTUALLY SEEM TO BE SERIOUS BUT--THIS IS REALLY WEIRD!

DO WE EVEN KNOW WHAT WE'RE HITTING PEOPLE WITH THOUGH?

TURN-IN

[soulping]

[withmyownfists]

Pickin DEE FIBRILATOR and ARTHUR MOMETER for infections!

ROUND 2

[soulping]

BANK: 20
INVENTORY: [EMPTY]
PROTECTION POINTS: 0

Your infection is unchanged.

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSSION

[hopefullybetter]

WE NEED TO DO THIS AGAIN, DON'T WE?

Re: DISCUSSION

[barrette]

WE DO. I THINK WE SHOULD BUY A RESISTANCE BOOST OR A TOXIN TOO, THIS TIME.

TURN-IN

[soulping]

Re: TURN-IN

[hopefullybetter]

DR. ANGIE O'PLASTY AND DR. ANN T. BIOTIC.

RESISTANCE BOOST.

ROUND 3

[soulping]

BANK: 10
INVENTORY: [EMPTY]
PROTECTION POINTS: 1

Your infection is unchanged.

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSSION

[withmyownfists]

WE'RE STILL INFECTED AND WE'VE GOT 10 POINTS IN OUR BANK... BUT WE ALSO HAVEN'T GAINED ANY POINTS. SO THAT MUST MEAN NEITHER OF OUR TARGETS ACTUALLY HIT LAST ROUND.

. . .

DO WE WANT TO BUY ANOTHER RESISTANCE BOOST, OR SHOULD WE JUST STAY AS WE ARE?

SHOULD WE TARGET DR. OBI GIN AND COLIN AMBULANCE THIS TIME, SINCE WE HAVEN'T YET? OR SHOULD WE TRY THE LAST TWO DOCTORS AGAIN?

Re: DISCUSSION

[barrette]

WE COULD PLAY ON THE SAME TEAMS WE DID LAST TURN... THEY MIGHT NOT EXPECT WE'D DO IT AGAIN SO OUR CHANCES WOULD BE GOOD.

Re: DISCUSSION

[barrette]

NOTHING GOT THROUGH TO US!

Re: DISCUSSION

[withmyownfists]

THAT'S GOOD! ALTHOUGH... THAT MEANS WE TARGETED THE SAME PEOPLE WHO TARGETED US, I GUESS.

Re: DISCUSSION

[withmyownfists]

[ staring at these names for a while



aaaand .... ]


HAVE EITHER OF YOU NOTICED ANYTHING KIND OF... STRANGE... ABOUT THESE NAMES?

Re: DISCUSSION

[barrette]

THEY'RE ALL PUNS!

[ awful puns ]

TURN-IN

[soulping]

PLAY IT AGAIN, SAM!

[withmyownfists]

REPEATING OUR LAST MOVE: TARGETING DR. ANGIE O'PLASTY AND DR. ANN T. BIOTIC, AND A RESISTANCE BOOST FOR OURSELVES.

[soulping]

BANK: 10
INVENTORY: [EMPTY]
PROTECTION POINTS: 0

You are cured.

GO TO ENDGAME