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You are DR. DEE FIBRILATOR and you've dedicated your life to curing DRAGON SICKNESS! How noble. Your patients are:

HUGH TUMOORE
KLAUS TROPHOBIA
MAY JORPAYNE
MEL N. OMA
ORTH RYTIS
PSINUSS ENFECKSHUN

Choose 2 per round.

You have 20 coins in your RESEARCH GRANT fund. Each successful cure will gain you 10 coins.

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Antidote, 1 dose, will completely cure an entire team | 10 coins
Immunity boost, gain 1 point of protection against Vectors | 10 coins

All items are self-use only.

BANK: 20
INVENTORY: [EMPTY]
PROTECTION POINTS: 1

BANK: 20
INVENTORY: [EMPTY]
PROTECTION POINTS: 0

You're infected with STRAIN 3# of DRAGON SICKNESS: TRANSFORMATION. You're wearing a headpiece that cannot be removed.

You're infected with STRAIN 6# of DRAGON SICKNESS: HOARDING. You're covered in shiny gold star stickers that can't be removed.

Edited 2015-05-19 02:14 (UTC)

BANK: 20
INVENTORY: [EMPTY]
PROTECTION POINTS: 0

You're infected with STRAIN 4# of DRAGON SICKNESS: FIREBREATHING. You have halitosis that's extremely potent.

Edited 2015-05-19 04:42 (UTC)

Dragon Sickness? Don't tell me they turn into actual dragons.

Many names for illness are not literal. "Lupus" in an autoimmune disease, named after the "wolf-like" spots on the skin. It has nothing to do with canines.

Right... So we have to heal these people? How do you think we should pick?

We cannot tell which team is which. So we will have to make a move in order to gather data.

So we really just have to take a shot in the dark since we don't have any intel.

Team names and roles are hidden, most likely to avoid favouritism. This is entirely random and luck-based.

PSINUSS ENFECKSHUN. [ snrk ] Let's cure that one first.

These are poor English puns.

Proceed.

Yes they are.

And just pick another one at random?

Sure.

Cure Psinuss Enfeckshun and May Jorpayne

[ she sits there for like 5 minutes trying to come up with an even worse pun before giving up ]

[ Fighting with the headdress ]

Not the most effective doctors if we can't get these off...!

[ This is like every horse-head mask video on the internet. ]

Cure us, using an antidote. We cannot do our job unless we're cured.

Agreed. Wait— [ checks their supplies ]

We'll have to buy one. That okay?

It is necessary, so proceed.

Buy and use 1 antidote
Cure Hugh Tumoore and Orth Rhytis

[ Well, since he's a robot that CAN'T have halitosis, literal flames come shooting out of his robot mouth. ]

[~whoops~]

Purchae an antidote and use it.

-- I didn't know you could do that, Orion!

[ WOW SO AMAZE. ]

Also go after:

ORTH RYTIS
PSINUSS ENFECKSHUN

[ CAN'T TALK, TOO MUCH FIRE. ]

BANK: 20
INVENTORY: [EMPTY]
PROTECTION POINTS: 0

GO TO ENDGAME

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