barghest

[soulping]

You are DR. DEE FIBRILATOR and you've dedicated your life to curing DRAGON SICKNESS! How noble. Your patients are:

HUGH TUMOORE
KLAUS TROPHOBIA
MAY JORPAYNE
MEL N. OMA
ORTH RYTIS
PSINUSS ENFECKSHUN

Choose 2 per round.

You have 20 coins in your RESEARCH GRANT fund. Each successful cure will gain you 10 coins.

Comments

APOTHECARY

[soulping]

Antidote, 1 dose, will completely cure an entire team | 10 coins
Immunity boost, gain 1 point of protection against Vectors | 10 coins

All items are self-use only.

ROUND 1

[soulping]

BANK: 20
INVENTORY: [EMPTY]
PROTECTION POINTS: 1

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSSION

[heirofficium]

Dragon Sickness? Don't tell me they turn into actual dragons.

[terminalbanchou]

Many names for illness are not literal. "Lupus" in an autoimmune disease, named after the "wolf-like" spots on the skin. It has nothing to do with canines.

[heirofficium]

Right... So we have to heal these people? How do you think we should pick?

[terminalbanchou]

We cannot tell which team is which. So we will have to make a move in order to gather data.

[heirofficium]

So we really just have to take a shot in the dark since we don't have any intel.

[terminalbanchou]

Team names and roles are hidden, most likely to avoid favouritism. This is entirely random and luck-based.

[heirofficium]

PSINUSS ENFECKSHUN. [ snrk ] Let's cure that one first.

[terminalbanchou]

These are poor English puns.

Proceed.

[heirofficium]

Yes they are.

And just pick another one at random?

[terminalbanchou]

Sure.

[bloomnobly]

[ she sits there for like 5 minutes trying to come up with an even worse pun before giving up ]

TURN-IN

[soulping]

Re: TURN-IN

[heirofficium]

Cure Psinuss Enfeckshun and May Jorpayne

ROUND 2

[soulping]

BANK: 20
INVENTORY: [EMPTY]
PROTECTION POINTS: 0

You're infected with STRAIN 3# of DRAGON SICKNESS: TRANSFORMATION. You're wearing a headpiece that cannot be removed.

You're infected with STRAIN 6# of DRAGON SICKNESS: HOARDING. You're covered in shiny gold star stickers that can't be removed.

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSSION

[heirofficium]

[ Fighting with the headdress ]

Not the most effective doctors if we can't get these off...!

[terminalbanchou]

[ This is like every horse-head mask video on the internet. ]

Cure us, using an antidote. We cannot do our job unless we're cured.

[heirofficium]

Agreed. Wait— [ checks their supplies ]

We'll have to buy one. That okay?

[terminalbanchou]

It is necessary, so proceed.

TURN-IN

[soulping]

Re: TURN-IN

[heirofficium]

Buy and use 1 antidote
Cure Hugh Tumoore and Orth Rhytis

ROUND 3

[soulping]

BANK: 20
INVENTORY: [EMPTY]
PROTECTION POINTS: 0

You're infected with STRAIN 4# of DRAGON SICKNESS: FIREBREATHING. You have halitosis that's extremely potent.

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

[terminalbanchou]

[ Well, since he's a robot that CAN'T have halitosis, literal flames come shooting out of his robot mouth. ]

[soulping]

[~whoops~]

[culpa]

-- I didn't know you could do that, Orion!

[ WOW SO AMAZE. ]

[terminalbanchou]

[ CAN'T TALK, TOO MUCH FIRE. ]

TURN-IN

[soulping]

[terminalbanchou]

Purchae an antidote and use it.

[terminalbanchou]

Also go after:

ORTH RYTIS
PSINUSS ENFECKSHUN

[soulping]

BANK: 20
INVENTORY: [EMPTY]
PROTECTION POINTS: 0

GO TO ENDGAME