soulping | Barghest

[A TV monitor comes down from the roof, with The Rotten on it, waving excitedly from behind a writing desk.]

Okay guys, so here’s the deal. I need you all to model for me. [To the side of the TV, VP-tan waves her hands to catch your attention, then holds a sign up in front of her. ‘Um… ‘Model’ is a bit of a misleading term...’]

Basically, I think there’s a market around here for Guro. [She drops the sign, and another is behind it. ‘That means drawing dead and mutilated people in sexy ways.’]

So, what we’re going to do is have a contest to see who should model for me. [‘You don’t want to do that. You’ll die.’]

I’ve gone ahead and split you up, so that you can definitely tell the truth. I know looks are important to a lot of you, and if someone calls you bad-looking to your face, feelings might get hurt! I don’t want to make you guys hurt each other or anything. Anyone who someone thinks is ugly doesn’t get to model. Sorry! [‘Well… unless you’re into that. I don’t kink shame.’]

So, after a brief statement about why your team should totally be considered the hot ones, all of you teams are going to tell me which of you is the least hot. One vote per team, and you can’t vote for yourself. Well, obviously. I mean who’d want to call themselves ugly?[‘But anyways, basically you get to protect one team from dying by saying they’re not hot.’]

After our selection process is over and we find out who’s hot enough to model, VP-tan will be taking care of the preparation. She’s really good at cooking, so I’m sure that’ll carry over into this too♥ [‘Um… I normally don’t like hurting people. I mean, I’m really usually wishing to be on the other end. But then, I guess being forced to do something like this… Ah, I’m such a dirty girl♥ Sorry… it’s not like I love it, but Madam President said so and I can’t resist, right? But I promise not to enjoy it… Please don’t punish me later♥’]

Anyways, we’re going to have an appeals round, and then a vote-out round, and I guess after that, whoever’s decided as not pretty enough to model can leave. I’ll make sure to take care of cleanup for my valuable helpers. [‘Oh! What am I talking about?! Where was I..? Oh! Yes. Prizes! You want to try not dying. That is what the prizes are for. Not dying!’]

Anyways, thanks a ton for your help! [‘...Can you please just forget all about my rambling before? I appreciate it. ^_^;;;’]

This game will be done in two parts. The first part, due by 7:30 PM CST, is to create a message on the BBS about why your team shouldn’t die. This message can be anything you like, up to and including saying ‘No seriously we want to die let us die.’ The only rule is that it be no more than 210 characters in length, because bizarro echo Plurk has its limits. The messages will all be compiled and posted publicly, and the team names will be attached to the messages.

For the second part, due at 9 PM CST, every team gets to pick one team that isn’t themselves to protect!! Teams that aren’t protected get guro’d. Winners will be chosen from the survivors!

[As the TV slides back up, VP-tan bows.]

Anyways… I’m supposed to answer any other questions you have as well. Feel free to ask..!

[. . . what if i grab you by the collar and yank you close to me though]

WHO THE HELL COMES UP WITH THESE GAMES!? GET THAT ECHO DOWN HERE AND I'LL GIVE HER A "MODELING"!!!

[EEEEK!!!]

[Okay but grabbed and yanked.]

I! Uh! I can't do that! She's currently very busy maintaining the network on that computer there... it's really hard!