DRAGONS
You are in what looks to be a large operating room (actually cleaned and sterilized!). In the center is a standard operating table, and on either side are two... humanoid beings. Alchemical automatons, made out of metal, flesh, wire, a paper substance - all kinds of substances put together. Their cold, dead black eyes gaze at you. Staring. Empty.
Along the edges of the room are large tubes - containers filled with an odd fluid. Most are empty, except for two - in two are body parts.
Along the edges of the room are large tubes - containers filled with an odd fluid. Most are empty, except for two - in two are body parts.

RULES
Goals:
1. Build a body: Head, Torso, Arms, Legs, and a Heart.
2. The quality of the parts are Excellent, Normal, and Poor. You want the best quality body for your creation!
Each automaton can do one task per round. Delegate!
Part quality can be increased!
Tasks for the automatons:
- Steal part from another team: there is a 20% chance of failure, and organ quality upon successful theft is 40% Poor, 30% Normal, 10% Excellent.
- Collect parts: there is a 10% chance of failure, and organ quality upon successful collection is 40% Poor, 30% Normal, 20% Excellent.
- Improve quality: automatons can spend a turn making a selected part better! There is a 5% chance of failure. If the part is Poor quality, there is a 5% chance of it going directly to Excellent quality.
- Trade: Send an automaton to another team to trade organs! Tell it the message you want it to relay and which part to bring with it. THE OTHER TEAM DOES NOT HAVE TO ACCEPT, and the automaton will return with the part it had.
ROUND 1
DISCUSS
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[Why him though.]
We're not gonna steal first round, so let's send it out ta collect.
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Naturally. Trading is an option, in case.
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We've got nothing to trade. Collect this round, then trade off any extras next round.
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Indeed. Wouldn't want to make some poor abomination have two heads, now would we.
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TURN IN
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ROUND 2
Automaton 2 returns from their venture with Good Head! This head looks like it was frozen someplace. At least the eyes are closed...
Current parts:
Good Head x 2, Good Torso, Poor Arms
DISCUSS
Re: DISCUSS
Right- I think I saw Lace from Dawon before the game. Let's send them the- head, and see if we can get legs or a heart.
Then send the other to search.
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We're already sendin' one out, if we're rejected then we're not wastin' the entire turn.
Besides, we're already mosta the way there.
TURN IN
Re: TURN IN
Send one to collect.
SPECIAL ROUND
Re: SPECIAL ROUND
[Thank you, Dawon~!]
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As long as we have a whole body. That's goal number one.
ROUND 3
Current parts:
Good Head, Good Torso, Poor Arms, Poor Heart, Poor Legs
DISCUSS
Re: DISCUSS
Now let's just improve'em and call it good.
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What in the hells is she going to do with this? Blood magic?
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[The body parts are all so old they aren't bleeding? What are you on about mustache cat.]
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TURN IN
Re: TURN IN
SPECIAL ROUND
"Aoko would like to trade these arms for a heart or a torso, can you do it?"
Re: SPECIAL ROUND
Sorry, Aoko- we've only got one of eacha those.
ROUND 4
Current parts:
Good Head, Good Torso, Good Arms, Poor Heart, Good Legs
DISCUSS
Re: DISCUSS
[Reading the rules over.]
Let's... improve the heart twice, maybe?
TURN IN
Re: TURN IN
END
Current parts:
Good Head, Good Torso, Good Arms, Excellent Heart, Good Legs
As Tiamat has successfully assembled a complete body, the best parts are selected. The two automatons pull out each of the five parts and place them on the central operating table, both gathering around it to slowly tug and stitch and sew... and the body gives a low groan of pain and suffering before everyone is ejected from the room.