RABBITS
You are in what looks to be a large operating room (actually cleaned and sterilized!). In the center is a standard operating table, and on either side are two... humanoid beings. Alchemical automatons, made out of metal, flesh, wire, a paper substance - all kinds of substances put together. Their cold, dead black eyes gaze at you. Staring. Empty.
Along the edges of the room are large tubes - containers filled with an odd fluid. Most are empty, except for two - in two are body parts.
Along the edges of the room are large tubes - containers filled with an odd fluid. Most are empty, except for two - in two are body parts.

RULES
Goals:
1. Build a body: Head, Torso, Arms, Legs, and a Heart.
2. The quality of the parts are Excellent, Normal, and Poor. You want the best quality body for your creation!
Each automaton can do one task per round. Delegate!
Part quality can be increased!
Tasks for the automatons:
- Steal part from another team: there is a 20% chance of failure, and organ quality upon successful theft is 40% Poor, 30% Normal, 10% Excellent.
- Collect parts: there is a 10% chance of failure, and organ quality upon successful collection is 40% Poor, 30% Normal, 20% Excellent.
- Improve quality: automatons can spend a turn making a selected part better! There is a 5% chance of failure. If the part is Poor quality, there is a 5% chance of it going directly to Excellent quality.
- Trade: Send an automaton to another team to trade organs! Tell it the message you want it to relay and which part to bring with it. THE OTHER TEAM DOES NOT HAVE TO ACCEPT, and the automaton will return with the part it had.
ROUND 1
DISCUSS
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I think that's all we can do, for now.
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I do not want to steal from anyone, so collect parts and trade is fine.
TURN IN
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ROUND 2
Automaton 2 returns from their venture with Good Heart! It looks like it was frozen recently. In storage...?
Current parts:
Good Head, Good Torso, Good Heart, Poor Head
DISCUSS
Re: DISCUSS
More collecting? Or we can collect one and improve another.
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Collecting and improving are sound decisions. I have no problems with them.
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TURN IN
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One automaton will improve the quality of the heart.
ROUND 3
Automaton 2 successfully improved the heart! The quality is so Excellent, it looks like it was just stolen from a recently murdered person! Yay!
Current parts:
Good Head, Good Torso, Good Arms, Excellent Heart, Poor Head
DISCUSS
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Ah...
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We have everything but legs. Maybe we can improve the head and then trade it?
...Amalthea will surely help us.
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TURN IN
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Trade Poor->Whatever Head to Amalthea:
"We have everything but legs. Can you please trade us for legs? If you have legs to trade."
no subject
ROUND 4
"Sorry, legs are the only thing we're looking for now, too! So we don't have any. If we end up with two after the next round somehow, we can help you out!"
Current parts:
Good Head, Good Torso, Good Arms, Excellent Heart, Excellent Head
DISCUSS
Re: DISCUSS
Perhaps we should keep the excellent head for ourselves...
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We might get lucky.
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TURN IN
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"Please trade us for any sort of legs. It's all we need."
Other automaton: collect
no subject
"We can't compromise our own build at this time, sorry."
END
Current parts:
Poor Legs, Good Head, Good Torso, Good Arms, Excellent Heart, Excellent Head
As Ometotchtli has successfully assembled a complete body, the best parts are selected. The two automatons pull out each of the five parts and place them on the central operating table, both gathering around it to slowly tug and stitch and sew... and the body gives a low groan of pain and suffering before everyone is ejected from the room.