Ratatotskr

[soulping]

[The room you’ve been ushered into looks a lot like a team-colored version Rotten’s own. There’s all sorts of manga available to read in a bookshelf, on the wall, and even a low table to sit at if you want to. ...Unfortunately, it’s still all covered by a tarp, just the same as the original room. Whoops. On the bright side, there’s a laptop sitting on the table, but it only seems to be loading one page, some kind of BBS messaging system.]

Comments

[echomyheart]

Right. And we get to advertise ourselves, so our message has to make us seem as unattractive as possible.

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

[ Holding up her pretty mangled fake arm. ]

Tell them we got someone missing an arm on our team. That's ugly enough and should draw pity.

[echomyheart]

I'm a robot, and robots can't be sexy, right?

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

We've got two uglies so far.

[echomyheart]

It's a good thing Reyson and Zelos aren't here...

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

We'd never win with hotties like them cramping our style.

[ Don't tell Zelos she called him a hottie it was a joke except she's not laughing. ]

[echomyheart]

What about Robin, though?

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

[ ... ]

Let's give her a black eye.

[echomyheart]

Okay.

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

By the way, I don't think we should mention the robot thing.

Might think it'd be okay to cut you up cause of it.

[echomyheart]

You think so?

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

Probably.

[ Not that she cares really, but! ] Robots are just machines to most people.

[quackery]

...What's a robot?

[echomyheart]

It's like, an artifical person? Made of like, metal and wires and stuff.

[quackery]

Oh! Well... I still think you're pretty. I mean, not that we have to say that!

[echomyheart]

Exactly! When people think robots, they just think metal and electric parts!

[quackery]

Is that what they're usually made of?

[echomyheart]

Yep!

Otacon could tell you about robots, too! He can even show you some. My robot parts are mostly on the inside, though. They show up when I sing, too.

[quackery]

Can I see when all this is over?

[echomyheart]

Sure!

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

[Wait.]

[You WANT us to sound ugly?]

[echomyheart]

[ WE WIN BY NOT DYING

WE DON'T DIE IF WE'RE UGLY ]

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

[BUT WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER PEOPLE DYING THING.]

Are you really okay with this?

[echomyheart]

No, but the only people we have control over is ourselves.

And one other team. We should try to figure out who's least likely to be protected by anyone else.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

We do have a message we can send out to everyone else.

[And well...]