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[ Upon stepping through the archway, you find yourself deep within a green forest, surrounded by trees, undergrowth, and the chittering skittering noises of small animals and insects. Behind you and around you, the trees and other vegetation close in on themselves; before you, a narrow but clear path beckons strongly. ]
[ Your normal skills are off, but you gain Basic Outdoorsmanship. ]
[ Your normal skills are off, but you gain Basic Outdoorsmanship. ]

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[HUH. That poem though.]
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I am angry with my disorder and I want to be given mercy with it?
To be free of gold and ash...but that somehow gets cash?
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No!
No fire!
Fire is NEVER GOOD for anyone on our team!
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And it's supposed to be FREE of ash.
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Maybe we could throw some big debris in to get caught on the rocks and make a more stable bridge?
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[Time to collect big things to throw in the river.]
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[Honey, there's a problem when the Homestuck is more sensible than you.]