soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2015-09-30 09:13 pm

Clue?!

( because you've made many mistakes in your strange life, you find yourself standing in the courtyard of a lovely castle. thankfully, you've arrived in your finest formal wear with an invitation in hand. can't make it into the party without an invite after all!

the invitation reads:
"Dear X,

You've been cordially invited to Lady Rhode de Loveless's grand evening ball! She also wishes to extend her deepest apologies for her earlier actions towards you."


too bad you aren't getting inside just yet, two guards still block the doors. )
sweatypalms: ([elegant fart noises])

Re: ROUND 1

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-10-01 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Pff, why would I wanna do that?

[ STUFFS A TASTY MORSEL IN HIS FACE. ]
withmyownfists: by kimmeh & verisimilitude @ plurk (wut now)

Re: ROUND 1

[personal profile] withmyownfists 2015-10-01 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
It's part of the directions.

[ THIS IS WHY YOU'RE UNMARKETABLE ]
sweatypalms: (hide yo wife)

Re: ROUND 1

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-10-01 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
...

[ picks up a less-tasty-looking morsel.

and throws it at her face.
]

Eat up!
withmyownfists: by verisimilitude @ plurk (glare)

/4

[personal profile] withmyownfists 2015-10-01 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ !?

he wouldn't dare ]
withmyownfists: by verisimilitude @ plurk (oh god no)

Re: ROUND 1

[personal profile] withmyownfists 2015-10-01 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ he would!? ]
withmyownfists: by verisimilitude @ plurk (shield self)

[personal profile] withmyownfists 2015-10-01 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ she tries to shield her face, BUT NO, there is UNAPPETIZING and probably MESSY food getting all over her face ]
withmyownfists: by verisimilitude @ plurk (righteous anger)

[personal profile] withmyownfists 2015-10-01 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ dfklm ]

Auuuugh, what is wrong with you!? Even in a place like this!? You're the worst!

[ STORMING OFF
to ignore you ]
sweatypalms: by which I mean my own sexy self (I thank god)

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-10-01 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ LAUGHING OBNOXIOUSLY!!!! ]
withmyownfists: by verisimilitude @ plurk (glare)

[personal profile] withmyownfists 2015-10-01 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ gissel was wrong you are WORSE than a peasant

ignoring you for the rest of the night ]