RATATOSKR

[soulping]

You can communicate with the other COUNTRIES, but you only have an hour to save HUMANITY.

This is your last chance. Press the BUTTON.

Comments

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSSION

[secretofthefox]

[but the question becomes, what happens if we do push it...?]

Re: DISCUSSION

[3g]

Sooo... from the others, I'm guessing that not pressing it means someone else who presses it will fuck us up.

That can't be proven, though. Maybe pressing it fucks us.

[ mumbling to himself. ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[crowing]

Just push it.

Re: DISCUSSION

[3g]

No! We need to figure out what we're saving humanity from first.

Re: DISCUSSION

[crowing]

From not pushing the button? We'll fix it by pushing the button.

Re: DISCUSSION

[secretofthefox]

[shooting you a Look

and then shaking his head no]

Re: DISCUSSION

[crowing]

( nodding intently. )

Re: DISCUSSION

[secretofthefox]

[I AM CURRENTLY ASKING THE GAME RUNNER ABOUT THE STATUS OF PAPER AND PENCILS

because lol mute

but whether it's on his own scrap paper or a conveniently placed pad in the room or HE'S TRACING IT ON THE GROUND idek but he'll write]

Let's not.

Re: DISCUSSION

[3g]

[ He's tapping his foot in the air. ]

I'm inclined to not push it, but I can't rule out the thought that if we don't push it, someone will die. It seems like it should be the other way around, but... Echoes are fucking weird.

Re: DISCUSSION

[secretofthefox]

It's Nafuna. Actions cause problems.

Re: DISCUSSION

[dontcallmedarling]

Been a bit since Nafuna's last game...

[That one was... not pleasant. Not the worst, but not pleasant.]

Re: DISCUSSION

[crowing]

( meanwhile. . crown has decided to take it into his own hands. he's rushing to go press the button!! )

Re: DISCUSSION

[dontcallmedarling]

Crown!

[ahhh hell no.]

Don't you dare-!

[INTERCEPT COURSE, GRAPPLE RULES REVIEWED, HE'S GONNA KEEP YOU FROM PRESSIN THAT FUKKIN BUTTON]

Re: DISCUSSION

[crowing]

( YOU DON'T KNOW ME!! YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE!!

STRUGGLING TO ESCAPE!! BUTTON PRESSING NEEDS TO HAPPEN! )

Re: DISCUSSION

[dontcallmedarling]

[DON'T YOU MAKE HIM SUPLEX YOU

HE WILL DO IT, HE SWEARS ON JO HE WILL SUPLEX YOU TO KEEP YOU AWAY FROM THE BUTTON]

Re: DISCUSSION

[crowing]

( apparently a whole fistfight goes down. )

Re: DISCUSSION

[secretofthefox]

[oh goddammit

...Knight is tackling you. Good. Good Knight.

He's just going to get between the two of you and the button so that there's an extra wall. Because Knight is fridge. Sol may be a stove but physically he's more like a microwave.]

Re: DISCUSSION

[3g]

[ oh my god he can't believe any of you. ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[secretofthefox]

[EPSILON

HELP ME BE A WALL

BE THE ROOMBA TO MY MICROWAVE

...or something I'm sorry]

Re: DISCUSSION

[3g]

[ HE'S IN PLACE WITH HIS TINY LAME ARMS AND VERY LOUD VOICE. ]

TURN-IN

[soulping]

Re: TURN-IN

[3g]

WE'RE NOT DOING IT.

Re: TURN-IN

[crowing]

PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON!!

( sounds of a struggle in the background. )

[soulping]

You didn't press the BUTTON. You're not going to be responsible for GENOCIDE.

But someone else did. And the CREATURES left in your country? They're out for blood.

You and everyone you know and love proceeds to ENDGAME.

(Seriously? There was one rule. This one can't believe how stupid you all are. You couldn't even go all the way with breaking it. Broken ones are bad at games.)