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[soulping]

Enjoy some appropriate music while you wait ♥

Your runner is Cassandra (sociologize), please ping them if you have any questions!

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[secretofthefox]

[then okay

he won't

...but he will attempt his tic where he starts playing with his bracelet

except since that's significant enough to be considered inventory he doesn't have that either

so it ends up just playing with his sleeve]

[skypsalms]

I'm baack! And I found Crown!

[ Look how happy she is. I know Crown isn't the most likable but come on guys... LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS. ]

[3g]

... where the hell did you find him?!

[ ?????????!!!!! ]

[crowing]

( I CAME INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK. )

A true emperor appears exactly when he is needed.

[soulping]

[from out of the stalks comes a piece of corn, beaning him right in the back of the head]

[crowing]

Ow—!! What the fuck!

( IT HURTS!

time to fight the corn!! )

[soulping]

[YOU FIGHT THE CORN. You're. Fighting corn.

Behind you, on the other side of the path, you hear giggling and rustling]

[crowing]

( ripping some stalks right out of the ground, holding them menacingly in his fist!! that'll teach the stupid corn to make a fool outta him!

and. . . immediately separating from the group to investigate the giggling. )

[soulping]

[the rustling stops. The whispering stops.

It goes deadly quiet for a few moments, before you hear giggling, further into the corn]

[crowing]

( what the hell is this. PERFECTLY STILL, still holding corn stalks as he listens.

he sprints towards the sound of giggling as soon as he hears it, determined to figure out what asshole is behind it. )

[soulping]

[you sprint towards the giggling. It seems that they're deliberately leading you further in, away from the path itself and away from your team.

But they don't lead you too far - you soon find yourself in a clearing, lit with pires of fire on either side of it. At the center stands a large cross, made from wood and cornstalks. Hanging from it is . . . well, you have to get closer to see that.

The giggling has ceased, for now]

[3g]

What?! [ DON'T ACT COOL NOW GOD DAMN IT. ]

[crowing]

What? You can't hear?

Felt you guys might need me.

[3g]

[ OKAY BUT

HE'S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF AT THE CORN ATTACK NOW. ]

[crowing]

( and then. . he's gone again.

pray for him. )

[3g]

[ gdi we need a leash. ]

[secretofthefox]

[...if he's not back in five minutes should we go after him...?]

[skypsalms]

He was in the corn fields. I guess he got lost.

[ Yay more teammates ♥ ]

[secretofthefox]

[Oh good, you're back safely.

And finding Crown... well, better that he's not unsupervised.]

[skypsalms]

Isn't it a good thing that we've found him?

Now we can get back to going where we need to.

[secretofthefox]

[a good thing, Crown, sure

again, at least he's not running around unsupervised

But yes, now we can keep going :D]

[skypsalms]

[ SHE LIKES HIM OKAY.....but not like that.

You say that but there goes Crown fighting corn........... not even 2 seconds back with the team. ]

[secretofthefox]

[...good job Crown]

[skypsalms]

[ She'll........stop him if he goes too far. ]

[secretofthefox]

[...are you sure you want to put yourself in that position]