TIAMAT + RATS

[soulping]

You arrive at your table to find that the noises around you are a bit muffled, however, you can always step out from behind the table and talk smack, if you wish.

In front of you are top quality cooking items, any bowls or machines you could wish for, to create the ultimate culinary masterpiece.

There is also a closed basket. And a big, red button.

Comments

ROUND ONE

[soulping]

[ You open the basket to find:

lox ice cream, wasabi microgreens, pink asparagus, ground camel

Your goal: make an appetizer. You have 45 minutes from round start. Good luck! ]

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

TURN-IN

[soulping]

- Score of 1-10: How edible is your meal?
- Score of 1-10: How nicely is your meal plated?
- Yes/no: Did you use all of the ingredients in the basket?
~*~Artful Blurb~*~
- PRESS THE BUTTON? (If yes, please choose a team.)

ROUND TWO

[soulping]

[ You open the basket to find:

black bass, raspberry lavender risotto, savoy cabbage, caul fat

Your goal: make an entree for dinner. You have 45 minutes from round start. Good luck! ]

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

TURN-IN

[soulping]

- Score of 1-10: How edible is your meal?
- Score of 1-10: How nicely is your meal plated?
- Yes/no: Did you use all of the ingredients in the basket?
~*~Artful Blurb~*~
- PRESS THE BUTTON? (If yes, please choose a team.)

ROUND THREE

[soulping]

[ You open the basket to find:

aged cheddar cheese, Granny Smith apples, hamburger buns, vanilla frosting

Your goal: make a dessert. You have 45 minutes from round start. Good luck! ]

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

TURN-IN

[soulping]

- Score of 1-10: How edible is your meal?
- Score of 1-10: How nicely is your meal plated?
- Yes/no: Did you use all of the ingredients in the basket?
~*~Artful Blurb~*~
- PRESS THE BUTTON? (If yes, please choose a team.)

Re: DISCUSSION

[tatsumi_textiles]

The hell is this shit?

Re: DISCUSSION

[suzinkazan]

Well at least we don't have to worry about poisoning the judges.

They were always gonna die.

Re: DISCUSSION

[3g]

None of it looks appealing, that's for sure.

[ Jo why?? ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[suzinkazan]

...okay, I think I have an idea brewing.

Re: DISCUSSION

[tatsumi_textiles]

Maybe just- put the green shit on the ice cream and call it good?

Re: DISCUSSION

[tatsumi_textiles]

The hell kinda food are we gonna make with this shit?

Re: DISCUSSION

[secretofthefox]

[looking over the ingredients thoughtfully... maybe a little confused...]

Who makes ice cream with fish in it...?

Re: DISCUSSION

[tatsumi_textiles]

It's more'n what I got.

[Spill]

Re: DISCUSSION

[suzinkazan]

We mix the ground... meat with the greens, then make a shell and bake it, then put the ice cream in it and top it with the diced.. pink.

[FUCK IT EVERYONE'S GETTIN' DEAD.]

Re: DISCUSSION

[secretofthefox]

What're you thinking?

Re: DISCUSSION

[suzinkazan]

Maybe it's an acquired taste?

Re: DISCUSSION

[secretofthefox]

I guess? But ice cream's supposed to be sweet. Not... fishy.

Re: DISCUSSION

[suzinkazan]

Use the meat and greens to make a shell and bake it, then put the ice cream in the shell and dice it with the...pink.

[That is going to be foul.]

Re: DISCUSSION

[tatsumi_textiles]

[IT'S A CANON TRADITION FOR THIS ONE]

Sounds good ta me.

Re: DISCUSSION

[tatsumi_textiles]

Who'd eat any of this crap?

Re: DISCUSSION

[secretofthefox]

[considers]

...Considering what we've got to work with, that might not turn out too bad, actually.

[Sol why are you being an optimist about this]