TIAMAT + RATS

[soulping]

You arrive at your table to find that the noises around you are a bit muffled, however, you can always step out from behind the table and talk smack, if you wish.

In front of you are top quality cooking items, any bowls or machines you could wish for, to create the ultimate culinary masterpiece.

There is also a closed basket. And a big, red button.

Comments

ROUND ONE

[soulping]

[ You open the basket to find:

lox ice cream, wasabi microgreens, pink asparagus, ground camel

Your goal: make an appetizer. You have 45 minutes from round start. Good luck! ]

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSSION

[tatsumi_textiles]

The hell is this shit?

Re: DISCUSSION

[suzinkazan]

Well at least we don't have to worry about poisoning the judges.

They were always gonna die.

Re: DISCUSSION

[3g]

None of it looks appealing, that's for sure.

[ Jo why?? ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[suzinkazan]

...okay, I think I have an idea brewing.

Re: DISCUSSION

[secretofthefox]

[looking over the ingredients thoughtfully... maybe a little confused...]

Who makes ice cream with fish in it...?

Re: DISCUSSION

[tatsumi_textiles]

What're we puttin' fer the description?

[And also what is your honest, opinion on the ratings, because Ochre's giving it a 3 and a 4.]

Re: DISCUSSION

[crowing]

( eating the ice cream.

IT TASTES FUCKING TERRIBLE.

not that it stops him. )

TURN-IN

[soulping]

- Score of 1-10: How edible is your meal?
- Score of 1-10: How nicely is your meal plated?
- Yes/no: Did you use all of the ingredients in the basket?
~*~Artful Blurb~*~
- PRESS THE BUTTON? (If yes, please choose a team.)

Re: TURN-IN

[tatsumi_textiles]

2 on edibility
6 on presentation
yes, we used all the ingredients

A generous scoop of lox ice cream, surrounded in a shell of baked ground camel that's been seasoned with wasabi greens, and garnished with diced pink asparagus

No

ROUND TWO

[soulping]

[ You open the basket to find:

black bass, raspberry lavender risotto, savoy cabbage, caul fat

Your goal: make an entree for dinner. You have 45 minutes from round start. Good luck! ]

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSSION

[secretofthefox]

[...jiiis at the caul fat]

...That looks like the stuff they make sausage with.

Re: DISCUSSION

[skypsalms]

Oh! These are some pretty good ingredients!

[ She thinks anyway... ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[crowing]

( absolutely useless.

still eating what he can get out that freakin' lox icecream. )

TURN-IN

[soulping]

- Score of 1-10: How edible is your meal?
- Score of 1-10: How nicely is your meal plated?
- Yes/no: Did you use all of the ingredients in the basket?
~*~Artful Blurb~*~
- PRESS THE BUTTON? (If yes, please choose a team.)

Re: TURN-IN

[tatsumi_textiles]

5
7
Yes
Carefully prepared fish sausages with ground savoy cabbage placed on a warm fruity and aromatic raspberry and lavender risotto
No

ROUND THREE

[soulping]

[ You open the basket to find:

aged cheddar cheese, Granny Smith apples, hamburger buns, vanilla frosting

Your goal: make a dessert. You have 45 minutes from round start. Good luck! ]

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSSION

[skypsalms]

Cheese in a dessert? C, cheddar cheese?

[ That some dubious shit... ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[suzinkazan]

[..What.]

...Okay, I think this can work.

TURN-IN

[soulping]

- Score of 1-10: How edible is your meal?
- Score of 1-10: How nicely is your meal plated?
- Yes/no: Did you use all of the ingredients in the basket?
~*~Artful Blurb~*~
- PRESS THE BUTTON? (If yes, please choose a team.)

Re: TURN-IN

[suzinkazan]

How edible is your meal? - 6.
How nicely plated is it? - 6.

Did you use all of the ingredients? Yes!

A succulent apple crisp, made using homemade bread crumbs and fresh granny smith apples. Topped with delectable vanilla frosting, and with a surprise filling of finely aged cheddar cheese to give it a unique savory flavor unmatched by ordinary apple crisps!

ENDGAME

[vaguelydied]

Yaaaaay you did it! You didn't kill anyone! I'm proud!

You can go now!

[ to endgame! ]