TAKSHAKA

[soulping]

[There’s room for seven in this weather-worn hut, with seven chairs around a table long enough for seven people.

The center of the table is adorned with wooden jugs of water and wooden snack bowls. It’s primarily fruits and nuts, although there are a couple brimming with Unidentified Raw Meat.]

Comments

[swordedpast]

[After a while of standing there and staring blankly into space, Swan quietly sits down and puts his head in his hands.]

[barrette]

Swan?

[swordedpast]

I refuse.

[barrette]

You can't refuse. You're going to be performing it!

[swordedpast]

I'm not going to talk smack about Miss Harmless or her mother.

[barrette]

Yes, you are! It's for Takshaka, and she'll be doing the same thing.

Probably.

[pchaaair]

If he does not want to do it, I can do it. I can probably rap, since, I remember doing it.

[barrette]

! That's great! You can help write it too, if you wanna!

[pchaaair]

Okay!

Uh, and for the record, I bet she is probably doing what is in the rules for doing, so.

[barrette]

Who, Schooler?

[pchaaair]

Yeah.

She seems like that kind of person. Also, she can be a little scary.

[barrette]

We'll give her a run for her money!

[ a very short, very easy run ]

[pchaaair]

Or, at least, an attempt.

[swordedpast]

...

We can rap together, Wren.

That's what brothers do, right?

But no saying anything bad about Schooler's family.

[pchaaair]

... Swaaaaaaan.

[swordedpast]

That doesn't mean we can't diss Epona.

[pchaaair]

Fine.

Can we diss the imaginary Epona mother?

[swordedpast]

Tch.

Why don't we diss Epona for not being as great a family as Takshaka is?

[pchaaair]

Alright.

So ... they ... aren't as cool, because they do not ... have ... the same siblings that we do? Uh, in terms of ... big brothers, and little brothers, and sisters, and stuff.

Those are all the right terms, right.

[swordedpast]

They don't have our strong bonds.

Well, that's not totally true. Schooler admires her teammates really deeply. But it's necessary to stretch the truth for this exercise.

[pchaaair]

They're probably stretching the truth about us, too. So, it's only fair, as well as necessary.

[swordedpast]

Yeah. We can be a little bit ruthless.

[pchaaair]

... This is ruthless? Although, for us, I guess it is.