soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2015-11-01 10:13 am

EPONA

[When you come to, you find yourself locked in a small, cramped, antique elevator. One wall is covered with a large, ornate mirror, and a chandelier hangs above your head. The doors are made of metal and shut very, very tightly. The lights are off.]

[You hear two familiar voices echo distantly in your mind]

LET ME GO, Ǧ̲̖̩̞̣̲̌Ĩ͎R̞̩͎̝̍L̹̳̫̾͛Ȉ͙͈̬͐͒ͭ̄̌̊E̥̥̓ͨ!

I won't let you hurt them!

[Before you have time to say anything, the elevator suddenly jolts, before it begins to plummet. Your heart drops to the pit of your stomach as you fall, fall, fall, and then. . .]

[Suddenly it stops. You're thrown off balance, possibly to the point of where you crash into a wall or a nearby neighbor. All is silent]

[Maya is nowhere to be found]
sweatypalms: (im going to piss all over your car)

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[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-11-01 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ i'm not paying attention to any of this, just yelling a lot ]

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!
ladychapels: (tfw Knives' gimp suit)

/2 hi pol

[personal profile] ladychapels 2015-11-01 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ two sweaty frantic losers in an elevator. there is no punchline. ]
ladychapels: (to resurrect the sun)

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[personal profile] ladychapels 2015-11-01 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ grabs his arm in a very, very tight grip ]

Shut up.
dirtdevil: (8 oz. of sweet Mexican black tar heroin)

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[personal profile] dirtdevil 2015-11-01 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ so the usual, then.

also hey guess who missed the mingle and doesn't know what the fuck is happening! ]


What the hell? Don't tell me she's—
sweatypalms: (HOW DAAAAAAARE)

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[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-11-01 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
No!

[ GONNA FUCKING. KICK THE SHIT OUT OF THIS ELEVATOR. FUCK YOU, ELEVATOR. ]

I TOLD HER NOT TO!!
ladychapels: (goodnight,demon slayer)

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[personal profile] ladychapels 2015-11-01 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ black, ] She took him in.
sweatypalms: (HOW DAAAAAAARE)

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[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-11-01 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
SHE DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME!
dirtdevil: (smallpox blankets)

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[personal profile] dirtdevil 2015-11-01 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ fuck. ]

...She's talked about doing this before. I was kinda hoping there wouldn't be an opportunity.

[ he sounds kind of defeated. ]
dirtdevil: (a christmas stocking full of coleslaw)

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[personal profile] dirtdevil 2015-11-01 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
What did you tell her?
sweatypalms: (He uses Bing as his search engine...)

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[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-11-01 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I told her not to!
ladychapels: (>8^[)

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[personal profile] ladychapels 2015-11-01 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ so what if she just slams him into the wall. face-first. ]

So, what?! Your plan's to stand here doing nothing but feeling sorry for how things turned out?
dirtdevil: (a pyramid of severed heads)

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[personal profile] dirtdevil 2015-11-01 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
And what did she say?
sweatypalms: (YOU DON'T DRINK DO YOU?!)

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[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-11-01 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ EXISTED!!!!!!!!

can he pry the doors open or something
]
sweatypalms: (hruguhhhh)

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[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-11-01 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
She kept insisting...! Same as ever!
ladychapels: (that's a fine looking high-horse)

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[personal profile] ladychapels 2015-11-01 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ she's got "pissed and frantic" covered. ]

So now that there has been, what are you gonna do about it?
sweatypalms: (but i don't waaaaannaaaaa)

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[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-11-01 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ HE'S GOT SUPER STRENGTHHHHH

fine, what if he tries pressing all the buttons, then??
]
dirtdevil: (active listening)

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[personal profile] dirtdevil 2015-11-01 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you really think you could talk her out of doing it? She wants this.
sweatypalms: (FEELING SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW)

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[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-11-01 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ow ]

No-!
sweatypalms: (i just realized I AM THE ADULT here!!)

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[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-11-01 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
And now she's possessed and the realm's falling apart!!
sweatypalms: (gUH)

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[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-11-01 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ whoops.

DOWN WE GO AGAIIIIIN
]

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