soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2015-11-01 10:14 am

HENWEN

[When you come to, you find yourself locked in a small, cramped, antique elevator. One wall is covered with a large, ornate mirror, and a chandelier hangs above your head. The doors are made of metal and shut very, very tightly. The lights are off.]

[You hear two familiar voices echo distantly in your mind]

LET ME GO, Ǧ̲̖̩̞̣̲̌Ĩ͎R̞̩͎̝̍L̹̳̫̾͛Ȉ͙͈̬͐͒ͭ̄̌̊E̥̥̓ͨ!

I won't let you hurt them!

[Before you have time to say anything, the elevator suddenly jolts, before it begins to plummet. Your heart drops to the pit of your stomach as you fall, fall, fall, and then. . .]

[Suddenly it stops. You're thrown off balance, possibly to the point of where you crash into a wall or a nearby neighbor. All is silent]
wherethewildthingsare: (BLAST HARDCHEESE)

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[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-11-01 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[SLAMMING INTO A WALL WITH THE SUDDEN STOP.]

Shit..!
shiroganeheir: (Default)

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[personal profile] shiroganeheir 2015-11-01 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lapis picks herself up as quickly as she can, and somewhat instinctively starts looking around the elevator.]

Alright, we need to find a way out of here. Does anyone have... any kind of strength? Or, er, a lever?
wherethewildthingsare: (BLAST THICKNECK)

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[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-11-01 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I might be able to pry the door open, but this elevator is pretty old, and throwing too much force around might make it fall..

[He's gonna examine the mirror first.]
Edited 2015-11-01 20:15 (UTC)
ghettobatman: (Then what? My boobs are too big?)

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[personal profile] ghettobatman 2015-11-01 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[im blind and what is this]

What's going on?

[SOMEONE HASN'T BEEN AROUND FOR A WHILE]
wherethewildthingsare: (BIG MCLARGEHUGE)

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[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-11-01 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[GODDAMMIT AVOCADO]

We're trapped in an old upscale elevator and we might die horribly if we can't find a way out.

[I'm sorry his candor is pretty shit right now.]

shiroganeheir: (detecting)

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[personal profile] shiroganeheir 2015-11-01 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
We are stuck in an elevator, and as far as we can tell at the moment, there is not a way out.

[She leans against a wall for a moment.]

There is wooden paneling, a mirror, and a chandelier. If it were a more modern elevator, we might be able to get out via the ceiling, but I cannot see a way out.
wherethewildthingsare: (BUTCH DEADLIFT)

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[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-11-01 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
.....Well.

We could break the mirror. There might be something behind it.
shiroganeheir: (Are you sure?)

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[personal profile] shiroganeheir 2015-11-01 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Do we have anything strong enough to break it with? If someone holds me up, I might be able to detatch part of the chandelier to use.
ghettobatman: (fighting for her clients)

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[personal profile] ghettobatman 2015-11-01 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I can hold you up, but you'll have to direct me.

[since he's blind lol]
wherethewildthingsare: (BUFF HARDBACK)

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[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-11-01 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I can just hit it.

[Removing his cloak.]

I'll just wrap my hand in this so the shards don't get me.
wherethewildthingsare: (BLAST HARDCHEESE)

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[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-11-01 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[...I'D REALLY RATHER NOT

BUT OKAY.]
ghettobatman: (single female lawyer)

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[personal profile] ghettobatman 2015-11-01 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[MORE BLIND JOKES]
shiroganeheir: (Default)

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[personal profile] shiroganeheir 2015-11-01 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
No, Silver. We can find some tool to do it. We should not have injuries this early in the proceedings.

[Lapis has a determined look on her face.]
shiroganeheir: (uncertain)

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[personal profile] shiroganeheir 2015-11-01 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lapis glances at the mirror. Probably not the greatest idea.]
ghettobatman: ands! they just don't! (happy people just don't shoot their husb)

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[personal profile] ghettobatman 2015-11-01 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I agree. We have to be careful.

[even though he has no idea what's going on]
wherethewildthingsare: (DIRK HARDPEC)

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[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-11-01 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[BUT GUYYYYS]

I should be able to use my powers to keep from getting cut.
ghettobatman: (it's a step-ladder motherfuckers)

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[personal profile] ghettobatman 2015-11-01 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
It still doesn't hurt to be prudent.

[i'm team mom it's me]
Edited 2015-11-01 21:43 (UTC)
shiroganeheir: (serious hat tip)

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[personal profile] shiroganeheir 2015-11-01 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright. Thank you. I am quite light, I promise.

[Lapis reaches out to touch his arm.]

I will climb on your shoulders and give you directions, if that is acceptable.
ghettobatman: these lyrics make no fucking sense (my spirit's sleeping somewhere COOOLD)

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[personal profile] ghettobatman 2015-11-01 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Just be careful.

[Going to crouch down.]

I don't think we've met. [not that now is really the time for introductions, but]
wherethewildthingsare: (BUTCH DEADLIFT)

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[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-11-01 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll try to catch you two if everything goes wrong.
shiroganeheir: (Detective Prince)

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[personal profile] shiroganeheir 2015-11-01 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I will.

[She climbs up on his shoulders easily. Being five-foot-nothing and a hundred pounds soaking wet, she's definitely easy to hold.]

I am called Lapis. I know very little about myself beyond that, unfortunately. When you are settled, you can stand up.
ghettobatman: aaaand (listen with your heart you will understa)

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[personal profile] ghettobatman 2015-11-01 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[he's pretty muscled for a blind nerd, what can I say]

[he's a little shaky, but he manages to stand]


Jasper. We're in the same predicament.
shiroganeheir: (eye on you)

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[personal profile] shiroganeheir 2015-11-01 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a latch here!

[Lapis reaches over and pulls the latch firmly.]
ghettobatman: these lyrics make no fucking sense (my spirit's sleeping somewhere COOOLD)

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[personal profile] ghettobatman 2015-11-01 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Moving slightly to help keep Lapis centered!!]
shiroganeheir: (surprise)

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[personal profile] shiroganeheir 2015-11-01 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lapis stares, tearing her gaze from the mirror.]

I... am less certain about breaking that mirror now.
ghettobatman: ands! they just don't! (happy people just don't shoot their husb)

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[personal profile] ghettobatman 2015-11-01 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[GO SMALL PIG, GO]
wherethewildthingsare: (BUFF HARDBACK)

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[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-11-01 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[KEEP PULLING.]
shiroganeheir: (Eyeclip)

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[personal profile] shiroganeheir 2015-11-01 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright. I'm going to need to put all of my weight on this. I think I can hold myself up, though, so Jasper, let me go, and I'll pull it down with my weight.

[She takes a breath, and moves, putting all of her weight on the lever, trying to pull it down as hard as she can.]
ghettobatman: (the sperm is clearly NOT seeking an egg)

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[personal profile] ghettobatman 2015-11-01 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright.

[well me and the non-blind pig are here to catch you if you need it]
shiroganeheir: (sweatdrop)

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[personal profile] shiroganeheir 2015-11-01 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
No, we will find a different way out. I am certainly not breaking this now.
ghettobatman: (it's a step-ladder motherfuckers)

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[personal profile] ghettobatman 2015-11-01 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Just ignore it.
ghettobatman: (All those opposed to chafing)

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[personal profile] ghettobatman 2015-11-01 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jasper does the reasonable thing]

[PUNCHES IT]
wherethewildthingsare: (TOUCH RUSTROD)

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[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-11-01 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[GODDAMMIT JASPER]
ghettobatman: (parKOUUUUR)

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[personal profile] ghettobatman 2015-11-01 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[LOOK HE JUST WANTS IT TO GET BACK IN THE MIRROR]
shiroganeheir: (side eye)

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[personal profile] shiroganeheir 2015-11-01 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shit. Lapis stares at the other version of herself, taking a breath.]

Go away. You're not me. Not even close.

[Great. She really fucked this one up. She turns away from the mirror, still pulling at the lever.]

Come on, lever, open. Please.