soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2015-12-14 06:45 pm

CATS

You are on a spaceship.

Most of your time will be spent on the bridge, which is exactly as fancy as you’d expect it to be — it looks a little like this. (The chairs are super comfortable!) Your brand new artificial intelligence — which, if you investigate, you’ll find is housed in a small computer chip — has been implanted into the computer terminal on the back wall. The diagnostics readout displayed along the bottom of the screen tells you that the AI has only been outfitted with the most basic of Stability Cores, and is currently Critically Unstable.
tormado: (Hold on don't tell me how fly I am yet.)

Re: ROUND 1

[personal profile] tormado 2015-12-14 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Mr. Puma, lock targets on the rebel scum and fire when ready.

[Why is he in the captain's chair.]
endsintheocean: (as we near the centre of the town)

Re: ROUND 1

[personal profile] endsintheocean 2015-12-14 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Why are you in the captain's chair.
justichthys: (Crime is crime.)

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[personal profile] justichthys 2015-12-14 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Tama, get out of the captain's chair!

I should be sitting there.
tormado: (Default)

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[personal profile] tormado 2015-12-14 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
What's this, mutiny?!

Mr. Aoko, take him away!
tormado: (Default)

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[personal profile] tormado 2015-12-14 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Trying to mutiny, eh!?

Mr. Armin, take her away!
justichthys: (Intensive mouth to mouth.)

Re: ROUND 1

[personal profile] justichthys 2015-12-14 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ grabs collar ]

[ ATTEMPTS TO TURF OUT OF CHAIR ]
formaliteas: (✿ twenty four)

Re: ROUND 1

[personal profile] formaliteas 2015-12-14 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[WHY INDEED]

If we're not rebel scum, then I guess we're not going to buy from the black market?
endsintheocean: (now you have deciphered)

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[personal profile] endsintheocean 2015-12-14 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I would say mutiny is definitely happening.

Please get out of the chair.
tormado: (holy crackers)

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[personal profile] tormado 2015-12-14 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, ah, ah!

No! C'mon, it automatically rotates! I've earned this! [HOLDING ON TO THE ARMS OF THE CHAIR FOR DEAR LIFE.]
Edited 2015-12-14 23:15 (UTC)
purrtylittlewires: (Facepalm)

Re: ROUND 1

[personal profile] purrtylittlewires 2015-12-14 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[SCREAM]

....

I swear I'm going to throttle her one day.
tormado: (holy crackers)

Re: ROUND 1

[personal profile] tormado 2015-12-14 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Aoko is trying to drag him out and he's holding on for dear life.]
purrtylittlewires: (Twisty straws)

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[personal profile] purrtylittlewires 2015-12-14 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Are we sure there's no other options, Captain?

[At least someone's playing.]
justichthys: (Take it off!)

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[personal profile] justichthys 2015-12-14 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ YANK, YANK, YANK ]

Out! Cute girls should get the best chair!
tormado: (Default)

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[personal profile] tormado 2015-12-14 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
No. The rebel scum said our feet smell and our butts are big. They must be wiped from the face of the galaxy.
justichthys: (Why loose your venom on me?)

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[personal profile] justichthys 2015-12-14 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... pats him gently on the arm. ]
endsintheocean: (for the warmth from long ago)

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[personal profile] endsintheocean 2015-12-14 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[yeah no helping Aoko drag him out of the chair, sorry]
tormado: (Did I leave the stove on?)

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[personal profile] tormado 2015-12-14 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
We can't be rebel scum, we're too well dressed and handsome.
purrtylittlewires: (Coffee)

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[personal profile] purrtylittlewires 2015-12-14 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
No one is donating themselves until we know this AI's personality.

[I WILL SIT ON PEOPLE IF I HAVE TO.]
tormado: (Oh dear god no.)

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[personal profile] tormado 2015-12-14 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[nnnnOOOOOOOOOO

Yeah he can't fight both of you tiny assholes. He pops off and slumps on to the ground.]
purrtylittlewires: (This and that)

Re: ROUND 1

[personal profile] purrtylittlewires 2015-12-14 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh my god]

Well, that certainly can't stand, sir. Firing. [Deadpan and pretending to fire something without actually pressing a button.]
tormado: (Oh dear god no.)

Re: ROUND 1

[personal profile] tormado 2015-12-14 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm the cutest man on the ship! I should get it!

[Then Armin helps her and he pops out of the chair and drops on to the floor.]
formaliteas: (✿ eighteen)

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[personal profile] formaliteas 2015-12-14 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, some of us are.

[you and your shitty hair]

....we should get a cat.
justichthys: (It's not really a team.)

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[personal profile] justichthys 2015-12-14 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I am all for nobody donating themselves to science, at all, ever, regardless of the AI's personality.

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