CATS

[soulping]

You are on a spaceship.

Most of your time will be spent on the bridge, which is exactly as fancy as you’d expect it to be — it looks a little like this. (The chairs are super comfortable!) Your brand new artificial intelligence — which, if you investigate, you’ll find is housed in a small computer chip — has been implanted into the computer terminal on the back wall. The diagnostics readout displayed along the bottom of the screen tells you that the AI has only been outfitted with the most basic of Stability Cores, and is currently Critically Unstable.

Comments

Re: ROUND 1

[tormado]

Mr. Puma, lock targets on the rebel scum and fire when ready.

[Why is he in the captain's chair.]

Re: ROUND 1

[endsintheocean]

Why are you in the captain's chair.

Re: ROUND 1

[tormado]

What's this, mutiny?!

Mr. Aoko, take him away!

Re: ROUND 1

[endsintheocean]

I would say mutiny is definitely happening.

Please get out of the chair.

Re: ROUND 1

[tormado]

[...Aoko is trying to drag him out and he's holding on for dear life.]

Re: ROUND 1

[endsintheocean]

[yeah no helping Aoko drag him out of the chair, sorry]

Re: ROUND 1

[tormado]

[nnnnOOOOOOOOOO

Yeah he can't fight both of you tiny assholes. He pops off and slumps on to the ground.]

Re: ROUND 1

[endsintheocean]

[THE SHIP BELONGS TO THE TINY ASSHOLES NOW]

Re: ROUND 1

[justichthys]

Tama, get out of the captain's chair!

I should be sitting there.

Re: ROUND 1

[tormado]

Trying to mutiny, eh!?

Mr. Armin, take her away!

Re: ROUND 1

[justichthys]

[ grabs collar ]

[ ATTEMPTS TO TURF OUT OF CHAIR ]

Re: ROUND 1

[tormado]

Ah, ah, ah!

No! C'mon, it automatically rotates! I've earned this! [HOLDING ON TO THE ARMS OF THE CHAIR FOR DEAR LIFE.]

Re: ROUND 1

[justichthys]

[ YANK, YANK, YANK ]

Out! Cute girls should get the best chair!

Re: ROUND 1

[tormado]

I'm the cutest man on the ship! I should get it!

[Then Armin helps her and he pops out of the chair and drops on to the floor.]

Re: ROUND 1

[formaliteas]

[WHY INDEED]

If we're not rebel scum, then I guess we're not going to buy from the black market?

Re: ROUND 1

[tormado]

We can't be rebel scum, we're too well dressed and handsome.

Re: ROUND 1

[formaliteas]

Well, some of us are.

[you and your shitty hair]

....we should get a cat.

Re: ROUND 1

[tormado]

...a cat?

Re: ROUND 1

[formaliteas]

A cat! It'll liven the ship up, and maybe the AI will learn valuable lessons from interacting with it.

[says the guy with four kittens]

Re: ROUND 1

[tormado]

...wouldn't like. A small child be best for that?

Re: ROUND 1

[purrtylittlewires]

Are we sure there's no other options, Captain?

[At least someone's playing.]

Re: ROUND 1

[tormado]

No. The rebel scum said our feet smell and our butts are big. They must be wiped from the face of the galaxy.

Re: ROUND 1

[purrtylittlewires]

[Oh my god]

Well, that certainly can't stand, sir. Firing. [Deadpan and pretending to fire something without actually pressing a button.]

Re: ROUND 1

[tormado]

Direct hit. Excellent work, Mr. Puma.

Promotions all around. Let's go to the nearest space station and get drunk.

Re: ROUND 1

[purrtylittlewires]

Sounds like a great idea, Captian. Course set.