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CATS
You are on a spaceship.
Most of your time will be spent on the bridge, which is exactly as fancy as you’d expect it to be — it looks a little like this. (The chairs are super comfortable!) Your brand new artificial intelligence — which, if you investigate, you’ll find is housed in a small computer chip — has been implanted into the computer terminal on the back wall. The diagnostics readout displayed along the bottom of the screen tells you that the AI has only been outfitted with the most basic of Stability Cores, and is currently Critically Unstable.
Most of your time will be spent on the bridge, which is exactly as fancy as you’d expect it to be — it looks a little like this. (The chairs are super comfortable!) Your brand new artificial intelligence — which, if you investigate, you’ll find is housed in a small computer chip — has been implanted into the computer terminal on the back wall. The diagnostics readout displayed along the bottom of the screen tells you that the AI has only been outfitted with the most basic of Stability Cores, and is currently Critically Unstable.
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Make it so, first mate.
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They'd probably think it was hilarious.
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Next, do we wanna buy a cat or look for leads in the newspaper?
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[Sits on the floor cross-legged, cross-armed, pouting.]
Buy a newspaper, we can look for leads for other stuff and it costs nothing. Buying cores from the government is the least cost-efficient way to approach the situation and the black market is too risky.
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If we get a newspaper, we can't get a cat.
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So.
What do you wanna do first? Raise money, look for leads or get a cat?
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Hire you out as a clown, and buy a newspaper ...
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I am a respected, decorated...space whatever! You can't hire me out as a clown!