GULGALLANA

[soulping]

[You're wading in a low river, trying to advance as fast as you can--is the apparent setup, anyways. There's a table in the center of the room with a die to roll--and as you do so the world moves around you like some kind of VR deal. Everything looks, smells, and even sounds real… but it can't actually hurt you.]

[A monitor is lit up on the table. It reads: '24 spaces remain.']

Comments

ROUND 1

[soulping]

Re: ROUND 1

[debate_avenger]

[...Takes one look at the die, and sighs.]

All right, we should probably give up on this one, since I'm here.

Re: ROUND 1

[naturen]

Eh? Why?

Re: ROUND 1

[debate_avenger]

I don't exactly have the best luck with these things. Or rather, I have terrible luck and I probably shouldn't roll it.

Re: ROUND 1

[naturen]

Hmn... Well, I... was lucky enough to get this li'l guy. [ shows off her bag with a cyber goldfish in it ] Or girl. S-So maybe I could do it.

Re: ROUND 1

[pornography]

So we just not let you roll.

Re: ROUND 1

[debate_avenger]

That's... a good idea, yes.

Re: ROUND 1

[debate_avenger]

That's fine, just... don't expect me to roll well.

[Or rather, letting me roll is a terrible idea.]

Re: ROUND 1

[pornography]

Hopefully, the rest of our luck is enough to overcome yours.

Re: ROUND 1

[naturen]

[ Ren chuckles a bit. ]

It's just rolling dice. I don't expect anything.

Re: ROUND 1

[naturen]

Then how about you take the first roll?

Re: ROUND 1

[pornography]

Sure!

[ takes the die, blows on it and tosses a--







4!! ]

Hey, not bad!

OBSTACLE: AN INEXPLICABLE WATERFALL THAT FLIES IN THE FACE OF PHYSICS

[fangirlitis]

[20 spaces remain]

[You're going across the river, but the current is suddenly pulling you towards a sharp cliff that's appeared right in front of you. You can't see the river past it, but you hear the familiar rushing of water, the crashing of it against the rocks below. Somehow, you're about to go down a waterfall. It seems like even the laws of physics are against you since this is clearly impossible, but--what do you do?]

> Question the validity of this waterfall's existence
> Ride down it in a barrel
> Grab the rocks near the cliff and try to find a safe way down
> Run away
> Break into a killer guitar solo

Discuss

[fangirlitis]

Re: Discuss

[naturen]

[ ... ]

A guitar solo?

Re: Discuss

[on_thin_ice]

Uh, guitar solo. Duh.

Re: Discuss

[pornography]

How is a guitar solo supposed to help here?!

Re: Discuss

[on_thin_ice]

Why not?

Re: Discuss

[naturen]

Maybe we rock so hard we create a rainbow of awesomeness that makes a bridge to safety?

Re: Discuss

[cihuatlatoani]

It is said that if you speak the truth to a lie, the falsehood cannot help but unravel, if only a little.

However, I would think climbing down is the most prudent option.

Re: Discuss

[debate_avenger]

They specifically say it's clearly impossible, so I would suggest we question the validity of the waterfall's existence, personally.

Re: Discuss

[naturen]

Yeah, I really wanna see what that one does!

[ ... ... ... ]

Uhm?

Re: Discuss

[on_thin_ice]

It's Chrome.

Re: Discuss

[pornography]

What kinds of guitars have you played?

Re: Discuss

[on_thin_ice]

Bo-ring. Besides, that seems kind of rude to the waterfall.