GULGALLANA

[soulping]

[You're wading in a low river, trying to advance as fast as you can--is the apparent setup, anyways. There's a table in the center of the room with a die to roll--and as you do so the world moves around you like some kind of VR deal. Everything looks, smells, and even sounds real… but it can't actually hurt you.]

[A monitor is lit up on the table. It reads: '24 spaces remain.']

Comments

ROUND 1

[soulping]

Re: ROUND 1

[debate_avenger]

[...Takes one look at the die, and sighs.]

All right, we should probably give up on this one, since I'm here.

Re: ROUND 1

[naturen]

Eh? Why?

ROUND 2

[fangirlitis]

[19 spaces remain]

Re: ROUND 2

[naturen]

So, uhm... Who wants to try their luck next?

Re: ROUND 2

[debate_avenger]

[...Not it.]

Re: ROUND 2

[thehirohewanted]

I'll go.

[I got a 5!]

ROUND 3

[fangirlitis]

[15 spaces remain]

Re: ROUND 3

[naturen]

Huh! S-So that... wasn't a good one there...

[ sigh ] And here I was hoping we'd be friends.

[ You may or may not notice that Ren is shivering a bit after that. 'Cause... car in water. It wasn't too hard to get out of, but... Brr. ]

Re: ROUND 3

[thehirohewanted]

You okay?

Re: ROUND 3

[on_thin_ice]

[ He considers going to her, but he's cold and he's caught onto that. So he keeps his distance ]

Re: ROUND 3

[on_thin_ice]

[ rolls a 2 ]

Awww.

OBSTACLE: THE IN LAWS

[fangirlitis]

[13 spaces remain]

[Suddenly, on a cropping of rocks in the middle of the river, the most terrifying thing anyone can see has appeared. Your in-laws, sitting around a low table. They gesture for you to have a seat, and before you can protest you're all sitting and having a delicious spot of tea.]

[You've got to make sure they don't make the rest of your life a living hell--what do you do?]

> Give a housewarming gift
> Talk about your job
> Talk about your future plans
> Run away
> Break into a killer guitar solo

ROUND 4

[fangirlitis]

[14 spaces remain]

Re: ROUND 4

[debate_avenger]

[...Well, I might as well roll, I suppose...

...And get a 6. Somehow.]

Re: ROUND 4

[thehirohewanted]

Go Diz!

Re: ROUND 4

[naturen]

[ Considering the solo didn't go over very well, Ren can't help but hold her breath. Then... ]

Well!

OBSTACLE: CLOTHING EATING CYBER-PIRHANAS

[fangirlitis]

[8 spaces remain]

[There are several other people trying to cross the river around you as you move on. While you push through them, you notice an ominous burbling from the water. Suddenly, one of the NPCs is screaming, covering themselves, and running for the shore. It seems you've waded into a swarm of clothing eating cyber-piranhas! Showing up for your hot date without a pair of pants would probably go over badly--what do you do?]

> Question the validity of this creature's existence
> Embrace your new nudist nature
> Try to fight them off with a convenient stick
> Run away
> Break into a killer guitar solo

FINAL ROUND

[fangirlitis]

[9 spaces remain]

[it's still possible.]

Re: FINAL ROUND

[naturen]

[ Back from the clothing store... ]

W-Well...! That was... s-something, huh?

Who should roll? Is someone left? [ Besides her, she means. ]

Re: FINAL ROUND

[pornography]

I think everyone else has rolled?

Re: FINAL ROUND

[debate_avenger]

Even I've gone already, so...

Re: FINAL ROUND

[thehirohewanted]

[Just gonna be bright red.]

Well, that happened.

Re: FINAL ROUND

[naturen]

At least she put in a store for us...

FINAL RESULTS

[fangirlitis]

[6 spaces remain]

[Proceed to endgame]