GULGALLANA
[You're wading in a low river, trying to advance as fast as you can--is the apparent setup, anyways. There's a table in the center of the room with a die to roll--and as you do so the world moves around you like some kind of VR deal. Everything looks, smells, and even sounds real… but it can't actually hurt you.]
[A monitor is lit up on the table. It reads: '24 spaces remain.']
[A monitor is lit up on the table. It reads: '24 spaces remain.']

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All right, we should probably give up on this one, since I'm here.
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OBSTACLE: AN INEXPLICABLE WATERFALL THAT FLIES IN THE FACE OF PHYSICS
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[I got a 5!]
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OBSTACLE: A GROUP OF SINGING CYBER FROGS SO AMAZINGLY COOL YOU HAVE TO STOP AND WATCH
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[ sigh ] And here I was hoping we'd be friends.
[ You may or may not notice that Ren is shivering a bit after that. 'Cause... car in water. It wasn't too hard to get out of, but... Brr. ]
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Awww.
OBSTACLE: THE IN LAWS
[Suddenly, on a cropping of rocks in the middle of the river, the most terrifying thing anyone can see has appeared. Your in-laws, sitting around a low table. They gesture for you to have a seat, and before you can protest you're all sitting and having a delicious spot of tea.]
[You've got to make sure they don't make the rest of your life a living hell--what do you do?]
> Give a housewarming gift
> Talk about your job
> Talk about your future plans
> Run away
> Break into a killer guitar solo
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...And get a 6. Somehow.]
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Well!
OBSTACLE: CLOTHING EATING CYBER-PIRHANAS
[There are several other people trying to cross the river around you as you move on. While you push through them, you notice an ominous burbling from the water. Suddenly, one of the NPCs is screaming, covering themselves, and running for the shore. It seems you've waded into a swarm of clothing eating cyber-piranhas! Showing up for your hot date without a pair of pants would probably go over badly--what do you do?]
> Question the validity of this creature's existence
> Embrace your new nudist nature
> Try to fight them off with a convenient stick
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[it's still possible.]
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W-Well...! That was... s-something, huh?
Who should roll? Is someone left? [ Besides her, she means. ]
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OBSTACLE: FUCKING METEORS
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Well, that happened.
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FINAL RESULTS
[Proceed to endgame]