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[There's the speakers and microphone on the stage; there seems to be something else on the stage, but it's difficult to tell exactly what it is.]

[well, let's check out the microphone first]

[You touch the microphone, and you’re immediately overcome with a strange feeling. Rather than normal speech, you now feel compelled to sing everything you say. (Don’t worry, it doesn’t have to rhyme, and the status effect will fade when you leave this room.)

I was legally required to do this I’m so sorry.]

[WHY THIS]

Anything, Tesla?

[He's reorganized the sheet music, taking it with him to endgame, yo.]

. . . nothin'.

[even that short word comes out sing-songy DAMMIT NATALIE]

[ There is a twitch of a smile at the corner of his lips. ]

Are you sure?

[Muffled snerk.]

Say that again, Tesla...?

[GIVING YOU BOTH THE FINGER

THERE'S YOUR ANSWER]

No, really. We're just concerned about you.

[BLUFF IS NOT A CLASS SKILL HE'S JUST TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

GOMEN TESLA]

The two of you can just fuck right off.

[at least he's a decent singer??]

[ Insert applaud here. ]

You should consider a career in this.

[Laughing.]

He's right, you actually sound pretty good, Tesla!

[guess what, he's shoving both of you towards the mic.

Join him in his suffering]

Don't you guys have a job to do?

[even the stoner is squinting at you]

[ NO, NEVER. He won't join you!! ]

Yeah, Tesla. Quit screwing around. We need to get going here.

[Rolling his eyes and laughing.]

He's right, we need to get moving. I'm sure it'll wear off soon, Tesla.

[He's heading towards the door.]

[It's locked. Luckily, you still have a helper.]

Check the rest of the stage.

[HUFFING]

Yeah, check the rest of the stage, you jackasses.

[ Still grinning like mad. ]

I wonder if we're being set up for an entire rock band.

[Well, if that's the case, he'll check over the stage once more. He must've missed something-]

[You see several bottles. Examine them?]

[ Yeah, of course. Let's check those out. ]

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[legally required]

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