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Hmm... Well, if it's just questions, might as well go all out, right?
Right, and even if we don't answer all of 'em, it's "not gonna be as scary" or something.
[ airquoting ]
[ airquoting ]
Something like that.
[Three questions, then.]
[Three questions, then.]
[ The questions appear on the whiteboard, scrawled sloppily: ]
QUESTION ONE: 13-14: Is there a pill that'll make me gay?
QUESTION TWO: How come space is expanding faster than light but no object in it can go faster than light according to Einsteinium physics?
QUESTION THREE: 2 months ago I was at my uncles and I went to take my two dogs out to the bathroom and my uncles dog honey was out there as always and then all of a sudden a chicken ran across the yard and my bigger dog pulled cause it scared her and I accidently let go of my puppy and big dogs leash. I got a hold of Amy's leash(my big dog) leash really quick but Cici(my puppy) ran away the chicken then she saw honey and ran over to her. I was across the yard yelling no at Cici and running as fast I could to her to try to grad her before she got to honey but it was to late and I let go of Amy's leash and all I can remember is screaming and holding onto my puppy trying to get her out of honeys mouth but honey wouldn't let go of her. I had a hold of cicis leash and I was screaming and hitting honey and telling her to put her down. Honey usually always listens. Then my cousins heard my screams like 2 seconds later my cousin Jo he came up behind me and hit honey really hard and honey let go of cici. I grabbed Amy leash and held Cici in my arms and ran back inside to my grandma. My aunt and uncle came over and was looking at Cici and said she should be find but after we cleaned the blood off her(there was hardly any) she was limping and wasn't being herself so my grandma and I took her to urgent animal care. We waited for like 3 hours before they told me she wasn't going to make it and that it was inter bleeding. I got to hold her one last time and she died in my arms. Is it my fault? Did I kill my puppy?
QUESTION ONE: 13-14: Is there a pill that'll make me gay?
QUESTION TWO: How come space is expanding faster than light but no object in it can go faster than light according to Einsteinium physics?
QUESTION THREE: 2 months ago I was at my uncles and I went to take my two dogs out to the bathroom and my uncles dog honey was out there as always and then all of a sudden a chicken ran across the yard and my bigger dog pulled cause it scared her and I accidently let go of my puppy and big dogs leash. I got a hold of Amy's leash(my big dog) leash really quick but Cici(my puppy) ran away the chicken then she saw honey and ran over to her. I was across the yard yelling no at Cici and running as fast I could to her to try to grad her before she got to honey but it was to late and I let go of Amy's leash and all I can remember is screaming and holding onto my puppy trying to get her out of honeys mouth but honey wouldn't let go of her. I had a hold of cicis leash and I was screaming and hitting honey and telling her to put her down. Honey usually always listens. Then my cousins heard my screams like 2 seconds later my cousin Jo he came up behind me and hit honey really hard and honey let go of cici. I grabbed Amy leash and held Cici in my arms and ran back inside to my grandma. My aunt and uncle came over and was looking at Cici and said she should be find but after we cleaned the blood off her(there was hardly any) she was limping and wasn't being herself so my grandma and I took her to urgent animal care. We waited for like 3 hours before they told me she wasn't going to make it and that it was inter bleeding. I got to hold her one last time and she died in my arms. Is it my fault? Did I kill my puppy?
Edited 2016-01-14 02:27 (UTC)
[...have a synchronized blink from boy and fox.]
...Um...?
...Um...?
......................................... Uhm?
'Gay' is... when you like the same gender, right?
[he didn't know that was a thing that was possible until a few months ago okay, he's still learning]
[he didn't know that was a thing that was possible until a few months ago okay, he's still learning]
[he's from 2005, not an internet denizen, and his town is on the hush-hush side when it comes to that stuff
also he barely cares about that stuff
cut him a little slack]
...I don't think I've ever heard of a pill that can make you like somebody you don't already.
also he barely cares about that stuff
cut him a little slack]
...I don't think I've ever heard of a pill that can make you like somebody you don't already.
Yyyyeah, but like.
[ makes a vague shrug ]
What if it's a magic pill? Like a love potion?
[ makes a vague shrug ]
What if it's a magic pill? Like a love potion?
...I guess if you've got a love potion, it should work no matter the gender.
Right, but I bet you could make one that does a specific genderthing, probably. I dunno, I don't really do magic.
It's not really my area, either. You don't make potions out of fire. ...Unless you made one out of lava or something.
Nobody'd be able to drink that, though.
Nobody'd be able to drink that, though.
QUESTION ONE
...There could be, in theory? Or at least, if love potions exist in some worlds, I don't see why they couldn't target the same gender, or why they couldn't be turned into a pill. I don't know how to make one, though.
[and since they haven't gotten to this point in discussion yet he'll just wing answers himself because he doesn't really want to see what Nafuna has in store as 'scary things' today]
QUESTION TWO
Because space isn't an object, it's void, so physics don't apply. (I think? Roxy would know better than me.) Besides, it's all just a theory, right? Nobody's sure if it's really completely accurate.
QUESTION THREE
...You didn't let go on purpose. To actively kill something, you kind of need to do it deliberately, you know? But you didn't, it was an accident. And you didn't deal the blow that hurt her. So you didn't kill your puppy.
I'm sorry, though.
...There could be, in theory? Or at least, if love potions exist in some worlds, I don't see why they couldn't target the same gender, or why they couldn't be turned into a pill. I don't know how to make one, though.
[and since they haven't gotten to this point in discussion yet he'll just wing answers himself because he doesn't really want to see what Nafuna has in store as 'scary things' today]
QUESTION TWO
Because space isn't an object, it's void, so physics don't apply. (I think? Roxy would know better than me.) Besides, it's all just a theory, right? Nobody's sure if it's really completely accurate.
QUESTION THREE
...You didn't let go on purpose. To actively kill something, you kind of need to do it deliberately, you know? But you didn't, it was an accident. And you didn't deal the blow that hurt her. So you didn't kill your puppy.
I'm sorry, though.
Drinking lava kinda hurts. It's basically liquid fire? Except rocky. So I'm not sure I even could.
I know what lava is, I'm saying, I bet I could do it.
People who aren't me can't just drink fire...
[Fiere is itching behind his ear. Sol is scratching his neck.]
Well, those are weird... and this is annoying... but all out sound good again?
Well, those are weird... and this is annoying... but all out sound good again?
[...well, let's go all out again if there are no objections, then.
Three questions, please.]
Three questions, please.]
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