RATATOSKR

[soulping]

[ You're still at the campsite, but every other team has vanished? Huh.

There is now a whiteboard and a marker on a stump in front of you. ]

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ROUND 1 DRAW

[soulping]

[ How many questions do you want to answer? ]

Re: ROUND 1 DRAW

[secretofthefox]

Hmm... Well, if it's just questions, might as well go all out, right?

ROUND 1

[soulping]

[ The questions appear on the whiteboard, scrawled sloppily: ]

QUESTION ONE: 13-14: Is there a pill that'll make me gay?

QUESTION TWO: How come space is expanding faster than light but no object in it can go faster than light according to Einsteinium physics?

QUESTION THREE: 2 months ago I was at my uncles and I went to take my two dogs out to the bathroom and my uncles dog honey was out there as always and then all of a sudden a chicken ran across the yard and my bigger dog pulled cause it scared her and I accidently let go of my puppy and big dogs leash. I got a hold of Amy's leash(my big dog) leash really quick but Cici(my puppy) ran away the chicken then she saw honey and ran over to her. I was across the yard yelling no at Cici and running as fast I could to her to try to grad her before she got to honey but it was to late and I let go of Amy's leash and all I can remember is screaming and holding onto my puppy trying to get her out of honeys mouth but honey wouldn't let go of her. I had a hold of cicis leash and I was screaming and hitting honey and telling her to put her down. Honey usually always listens. Then my cousins heard my screams like 2 seconds later my cousin Jo he came up behind me and hit honey really hard and honey let go of cici. I grabbed Amy leash and held Cici in my arms and ran back inside to my grandma. My aunt and uncle came over and was looking at Cici and said she should be find but after we cleaned the blood off her(there was hardly any) she was limping and wasn't being herself so my grandma and I took her to urgent animal care. We waited for like 3 hours before they told me she wasn't going to make it and that it was inter bleeding. I got to hold her one last time and she died in my arms. Is it my fault? Did I kill my puppy?

Re: ROUND 1

[secretofthefox]

[...have a synchronized blink from boy and fox.]

...Um...?

ANSWERS.

[soulping]

Re: ANSWERS.

[secretofthefox]

QUESTION ONE
...There could be, in theory? Or at least, if love potions exist in some worlds, I don't see why they couldn't target the same gender, or why they couldn't be turned into a pill. I don't know how to make one, though.

[and since they haven't gotten to this point in discussion yet he'll just wing answers himself because he doesn't really want to see what Nafuna has in store as 'scary things' today]

QUESTION TWO
Because space isn't an object, it's void, so physics don't apply. (I think? Roxy would know better than me.) Besides, it's all just a theory, right? Nobody's sure if it's really completely accurate.

QUESTION THREE
...You didn't let go on purpose. To actively kill something, you kind of need to do it deliberately, you know? But you didn't, it was an accident. And you didn't deal the blow that hurt her. So you didn't kill your puppy.

I'm sorry, though.

ROUND 2 DRAW

[soulping]

[ How many questions do you want to answer? ]

Re: ROUND 2 DRAW

[secretofthefox]

[Fiere is itching behind his ear. Sol is scratching his neck.]

Well, those are weird... and this is annoying... but all out sound good again?

ROUND 2

[soulping]

[ The questions appear on the whiteboard, scrawled sloppily: ]

QUESTION ONE: My computer, is on fire, right now, as I type, WWHAT SHOULD I DO...it's burning my hands!!!!?

QUESTION TWO: i went on a to a constuctin site today, and i stayed there for a long time. And when i got out, i later saw that my hat had gotten really dirty and was covered with dust. its my favorite hat, so i was wondering i could get it cleaned up (without putting it in the washing machine..obviously)

QUESTION THREE: Does death scare you very much?

You have ONE HOUR to answer.

Re: ROUND 2

[secretofthefox]

...Where do these questions even come from...?

ANSWERS

[secretofthefox]

QUESTION ONE
Okay, first thing's first, get away from the computer so you don't get hurt. Then you'll want to get everything flammable away from the computer so that the fire is isolated - don't need it spreading.

[He considers before continuing, because this is Nafuna's game and he's not about to be tricked into answering that the best course of action is to snuff out a flame. (In fact, this question is deliberately aimed at him, isn't it...)]

Next thing you'll want to do is find a candle. Big, little, doesn't matter. Light it from the burning computer, and set it somewhere to burn, somewhere it's not going to hurt anything by existing, somewhere you can safely keep an eye on it to make sure it doesn't spread. But obviously this fire wants to exist, so you should let it, in a form that's safe.

After you have the candle burning, then you can find a fire extinguisher and spray it on the computer to put out the big fire there and stop it from hurting anything. Water's probably a bad idea, it'll just make it spread worse.

Either way, you're going to need a new computer. That part you can't salvage, sorry.

QUESTION TWO
It shouldn't be too hard to dust it off, if you just got dust on it. Just shake it off, maybe take a duster to it, maybe a damp cloth if you need to and it's really that bad.

Now, if you were rolling in the mud, it'd be tougher, but as long as it can be hand-washed, you can get a bucket of water and soap and scrub it clean in there, and then hang it to dry, right?

QUESTION THREE
It probably should more than it does. But the way I see it, there are a lot of scarier things. I mean, at least when you die, it stops hurting.

ROUND 3 DRAW

[soulping]

[ How many questions do you want to answer? ]

Re: ROUND 3 DRAW

[secretofthefox]

[...wow, being unable to throw up is new.

(Good thing Roxy isn't here.)

But no reason not to keep going. Three more questions!]

ROUND 3

[soulping]

[ The questions appear on the whiteboard, scrawled sloppily: ]

QUESTION ONE: Would you kill or be killed? If you had an option, would you be killed or kill someone else? i cant think of an exact circumstance, but just make one up. which would you chose?

QUESTION TWO: WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR WEiRDEST DREAM? your weirdest sad dream

QUESTION THREE: Is it possible to survive being killed?

You have ONE HOUR to answer.

Re: ROUND 3

[secretofthefox]

...well these are getting... morbid...

ANSWERS

[soulping]

Re: ANSWERS

[secretofthefox]

QUESTION ONE
I'd rather be killed a thousand times than be someone else's killer.

[Man that answer is short and to the point.]

QUESTION TWO
I don't really remember most of my dreams, if I dream at all? There's only one I can even talk about, and I feel like something weird was going on... Epsilon was on fire, though. And he disappeared when I tried to reach out to him, does that count as sad?

QUESTION THREE
That depends on what you mean by surviving it. If you've got resurrection magic where you're from, then does it count if someone else casts that on you? If we say it's just coming back to life within a couple minutes after being killed by your own power... then yeah, if you've got that power, it's possible. Like Roxy's god tier resurrection, that counts, right?

ROUND 4 DRAW

[soulping]

[ How many questions do you want to answer? ]

Re: ROUND 4 DRAW

[primetimehero]

[ . . . . plucks a flower off of himself ]

Uhhh. Three again?

ROUND 4

[soulping]

[ The questions appear on the whiteboard, scrawled sloppily: ]

QUESTION ONE: How to deal with loss of dog? Your dogs died in your arms this morning. You tried to rush to have them put to sleep so they would die peacefully. They had a gift for you. it was yours. they were yours. but

but

you are not the intended recpient you are not the intended recpient you are not the intended recpient you are not the intended recpient you are not the intended recpient you are not the intended recpient you are not the intended recpient you are not the intended recpient you are not the intended recpient you are not the intended recpient you are not

QUESTION TWO: Sheep treats??????????? Sheep treats????????????????? how can i make treats for my sheep? shes blood. covered in blood. there is nothing left here, only death and decay

QUESTION THREE: How to start screaming? I really want to start screaming, but need some help.

You have ONE HOUR to answer.

Re: ROUND 4

[secretofthefox]

...And now they're incoherent.

ANSWERS

[soulping]

Re: ANSWERS

[primetimehero]

1) It's hard, and everyone deals with it differently, uhhh, you just gotta take it one day at a time, I guess?

2) Make a bundle of stuff your sheep likes to eat! And give it to it. Her? Like, wildflowers and stuff if she likes that stuff. Orrr something, man, you know your sheep better than I do.

3) Well, it's easy! You just,

Take a deep breath,
Throw back your head,
Stand on your toes and open your mouth and,
screeEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

[ VAGUELY SINGING ALONG, UNTIL HE YELLS SCREAM

WHICH IS WHEN HE YELLS ]

FINAL DRAW

[soulping]

[ How many questions do you want to answer? ]

Re: FINAL DRAW

[secretofthefox]

[hugging his fox]

...might as well finish strong, right?

FINAL DRAW

[soulping]

[ The questions appear on the whiteboard, scrawled sloppily: ]

QUESTION ONE: they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and

QUESTION TWO: Can anyone remember? Why are we at war? I have forgotten.

QUESTION THREE: I dream of strangling people? And hiding the bodies in a crawlspace, is that normal?

You have ONE HOUR to answer.

Re: FINAL DRAW

[secretofthefox]

[...wut]

...well the third one should definitely get help.

ANSWERS

[soulping]

Re: ANSWERS

[secretofthefox]

QUESTION ONE
[he's making an attempt to sing] The years start coming and they don't stop coming, fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb...

...something like that, anyway? Hopefully that helps get it out of your head?

Ha... haa... unless there's actually something bad coming, in which case I would run.

QUESTION TWO
Because whoever's in charge is a stupid greedy asshole who's never actually set foot on a battle field and doesn't get that war is bad.

[why no he's not opinionated or anything...]

QUESTION THREE
...You might want to find a therapist. Just a suggestion. Whatever you do, though, don't act on that. Please.