GULGALLANA

[soulping]

[ You're still at the campsite, but every other team has vanished? Huh.

There is now a whiteboard and a marker on a stump in front of you. ]

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ROUND 1 DRAW

[soulping]

[ How many questions do you want to answer? ]

Re: ROUND 1 DRAW

[pornography]

So how many you wanna go with?

ROUND 1

[soulping]

[ The questions appear on the whiteboard, scrawled sloppily: ]

QUESTION ONE: Am I weird? I want to play the oboe I want to play the french horn. I want a cornish rex. am I weird

QUESTION TWO: 2 months ago I was at my uncles and I went to take my two dogs out to the bathroom and my uncles dog honey was out there as always and then all of a sudden a chicken ran across the yard and my bigger dog pulled cause it scared her and I accidently let go of my puppy and big dogs leash. I got a hold of Amy's leash(my big dog) leash really quick but Cici(my puppy) ran away the chicken then she saw honey and ran over to her. I was across the yard yelling no at Cici and running as fast I could to her to try to grad her before she got to honey but it was to late and I let go of Amy's leash and all I can remember is screaming and holding onto my puppy trying to get her out of honeys mouth but honey wouldn't let go of her. I had a hold of cicis leash and I was screaming and hitting honey and telling her to put her down. Honey usually always listens. Then my cousins heard my screams like 2 seconds later my cousin Jo he came up behind me and hit honey really hard and honey let go of cici. I grabbed Amy leash and held Cici in my arms and ran back inside to my grandma. My aunt and uncle came over and was looking at Cici and said she should be find but after we cleaned the blood off her(there was hardly any) she was limping and wasn't being herself so my grandma and I took her to urgent animal care. We waited for like 3 hours before they told me she wasn't going to make it and that it was inter bleeding. I got to hold her one last time and she died in my arms. Is it my fault? Did I kill my puppy?

You have ONE HOUR to answer.

Re: ROUND 1

[pornography]

--What's with that second question?!

ANSWERS

[soulping]

Second Question

[cihuatlatoani]

My child, you are not at fault, but you have learned a valuable lesson about the fragility of life. To live in this world is stand upon a narrow cliff slick with ice. It is so very easy to lose your footing and fall, to lose yourself or that which you hold dear. It is often said that the world is a sheet of paper, and we are naught but images that gods paint on it with their brushes. How easily the paper tears! How quickly are the images lost!

Perhaps this sounds quite grim, but I tell you that in spite of all of this, there is hope. You persist in this world, and you had the chance to live alongside your dear Cici for a time. In your life, you will surely experience many other losses, but also shall you have the chance to meet many other wonderful beings before they depart from you. And now that the soul of Cici lives on and shall be reborn into your world, as shall you when you finally slip from that icy cliff.

First Question

[pornography]

I don't know, is it weird that you want to play an oboe and french horn? Probably not, I mean, my brother plays a samisen and that's a weirder instrument if you ask me.

If you're weird, you're way less weird than my brother.

ROUND 2 DRAW

[soulping]

[ How many questions do you want to answer? ]

Re: ROUND 2 DRAW

[pornography]

Do we want two again?

ROUND 2

[soulping]

[ The questions appear on the whiteboard, scrawled sloppily: ]

QUESTION ONE: how do I fart? I've never farted?

QUESTION TWO: I dream of strangling people? And hiding the bodies in a crawlspace, is that normal?

QUESTION THREE: WHERE DID THE SUN GO?

You have ONE HOUR to answer.

Re: ROUND 2

[pornography]

[ okay that last question just gets him to double over in laughter ]

ANSWERS

[soulping]

Third Question

[cihuatlatoani]

If you refer to the daily setting of the sun, know that the body of our beloved Goddess is born each day in the east as the General of Light, and dies each day in the west as the Bloody Queen, descending thence into the Underworld. There she becomes a Jaguar, a Dragon, and a Ghost, the Eater of Spirits and the ever-lustful Lover of Death. When the night is through, she is born again from the union of Herself and Death.

Second Question

[pornography]

My dreams involve cute girls in bathing suits, I'd ask if you'd want to swap, but I like my dreams.

But anyways! I mean, dreams aren't meant to be literal, yeah? They're supposed to be symbolic or something, so maybe dreaming about strangling people and hiding their bodies is supposed to mean something like... you want something new in life or something! Don't let it get you down.

First Question

[pornography]

Really? You've never farted?

But, if you really want to, try eating beans and just wait.

ROUND 3 DRAW

[soulping]

[ How many questions do you want to answer? ]

Re: ROUND 3 DRAW

[pornography]

[ squiiiiiiints ]

So, how many now?

ROUND 3

[soulping]

[ The questions appear on the whiteboard, scrawled sloppily: ]

QUESTION ONE: So how can I kill rain? Anybody know how I can kill rain?

QUESTION TWO: Im obsessed with dragons please help? I love dragons im just obsessed with them and after reading books about them im in love i chould marry one so like where can i buy i good dragon Sculpture

QUESTION THREE: Why is my girlfriend dead?

You have ONE HOUR to answer.

Re: ROUND 3

[cihuatlatoani]

[She struggles with the laughter and her headache, but manages to get something out.]

I s-shall answer... first- second.

ANSWERS

[soulping]

First Question

[cihuatlatoani]

It requires powerful magic indeed to halt and mould the weather as you will. Moreover, if you try to destroy the spirits of the rain and the storm, you risk dire retribution indeed. And why would you? Rain is essential for life.

I suggest simply living in a desert. You will experience less rain there.

ROUND 4 DRAW

[soulping]

[ How many questions do you want to answer? ]

Re: ROUND 4 DRAW

[pornography]

[ don't mind me, i'm scratching-- ]

ROUND 4

[soulping]

[ The questions appear on the whiteboard, scrawled sloppily: ]

QUESTION ONE: Sheep treats??????????? Sheep treats????????????????? how can i make treats for my sheep? shes blood. covered in blood. there is nothing left here, only death and decay

QUESTION TWO: How to start screaming? I really want to start screaming, but need some help.

QUESTION THREE: how to get ride of aunts?

You have ONE HOUR to answer.

Re: ROUND 4

[pornography]

--What's with this bullshit?

ANSWERS

[soulping]

Third Question

[cihuatlatoani]

Start a revolution. Assemble an army, and encourage her forces to rise up against her, and crush her in battle. Remove her head, and mount her skull upon your polished rack of skulls.

FINAL DRAW

[soulping]

[ How many questions do you want to answer? ]

Re: FINAL DRAW

[cihuatlatoani]

[Fuuuuuck this is all so bad]

Two. Just two.

FINAL ROUND

[soulping]

[ The questions appear on the whiteboard, scrawled sloppily: ]

QUESTION ONE: how to make my blood posineous without dying?

QUESTION TWO: Can anyone remember? Why are we at war? I have forgotten.


You have ONE HOUR to answer.

Re: FINAL ROUND

[cihuatlatoani]

Nngh- I'll try to answer the second.

ANSWERS

[soulping]

Second Question

[cihuatlatoani]

We fight many things. Things from our homes. Nyssa. The Reapers. The evil echos. The games. Ourselves. Remembering itself is our struggle. As we fight, we remember.