ALECTRYON

[soulping]

[ You're still at the campsite, but every other team has vanished? Huh.

There is now a whiteboard and a marker on a stump in front of you. ]

Comments

ROUND 1 DRAW

[soulping]

[ How many questions do you want to answer? ]

Re: ROUND 1 DRAW

[waywardapostle]

I say two.

One will have us fall behind, but if the consequences are dire, there's no need to invite trouble by going for the maximum.

ROUND 1 DECISION

[waywardapostle]

[ 2, despite the sass ]

ROUND 1

[soulping]

[ The questions appear on the whiteboard, scrawled sloppily: ]

QUESTION ONE: 2 months ago I was at my uncles and I went to take my two dogs out to the bathroom and my uncles dog honey was out there as always and then all of a sudden a chicken ran across the yard and my bigger dog pulled cause it scared her and I accidently let go of my puppy and big dogs leash. I got a hold of Amy's leash(my big dog) leash really quick but Cici(my puppy) ran away the chicken then she saw honey and ran over to her. I was across the yard yelling no at Cici and running as fast I could to her to try to grad her before she got to honey but it was to late and I let go of Amy's leash and all I can remember is screaming and holding onto my puppy trying to get her out of honeys mouth but honey wouldn't let go of her. I had a hold of cicis leash and I was screaming and hitting honey and telling her to put her down. Honey usually always listens. Then my cousins heard my screams like 2 seconds later my cousin Jo he came up behind me and hit honey really hard and honey let go of cici. I grabbed Amy leash and held Cici in my arms and ran back inside to my grandma. My aunt and uncle came over and was looking at Cici and said she should be find but after we cleaned the blood off her(there was hardly any) she was limping and wasn't being herself so my grandma and I took her to urgent animal care. We waited for like 3 hours before they told me she wasn't going to make it and that it was inter bleeding. I got to hold her one last time and she died in my arms. Is it my fault? Did I kill my puppy?

QUESTION TWO: 15-16: clever sheep puns??? asking for a friend

You have ONE HOUR to answer.

Re: ROUND 1

[waywardapostle]

[ There are probably words, but right now Ishiyama has none. ]

What in the shadow's name-

Re: ROUND 1

[gateofbabbylon]

[so is this a trauma game or--]

What.

Re: ROUND 1

[segare]

Sheep puns?

( ignoring the other question. but hello, yes, there is a late arrival here. )

Stuff like "why so baa-shful?" or "I'd wooly like you to stop asking me this stuff?"

ANSWERS

[soulping]

Re: ANSWERS

[waywardapostle]

1. Yes, If they know the dog Honey would be aggressive, they should have taken precautions before taking the smaller dog out with them.

2. This thread

ROUND 2 DRAW

[soulping]

[ How many questions do you want to answer? ]

Re: ROUND 2 DRAW

[waywardapostle]

I SUPPOSE WE CAN HANDLE THREE, THEN?

ROUND 2

[soulping]

[ The questions appear on the whiteboard, scrawled sloppily: ]

QUESTION ONE: how do sperms reach the babey?

QUESTION TWO: Why do alligators bark?

QUESTION THREE: i went on a to a constuctin site today, and i stayed there for a long time. And when i got out, i later saw that my hat had gotten really dirty and was covered with dust. its my favorite hat, so i was wondering i could get it cleaned up (without putting it in the washing machine..obviously)

You have ONE HOUR to answer.

Re: ROUND 2 DRA

[segare]

IS THAT FIRST QUESTION REAL? DOES SOMEONE NOT KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?

THIS SEEMS LIKE THE QUESTIONS OF A YOUNG CHILD.

Re: ROUND 2

[timedog]

...SPERMS?

Re: ROUND 2

[waywardapostle]

[ Ishiyama refuses to comment on the first, as to the latter two- ]

I ASSUME ALLIGATORS, WHATEVER THEY ARE, BARK WHEN STARTLED, AND IF YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR HAT OF DUST, JUST HIT IT AGAINST A WALL.

ANSWERS

[soulping]

Re: ANSWERS

[gateofbabbylon]

1. THROUGH THE FALLOPIAN TUBE AND THAT'S ALL WE'RE GIVING UP ON THAT

2. POSSIBLY, UNDER DURESS IT IS POSSIBLE THAT A LOT OF ANIMALS WILL MAKE STRANGE SOUNDS INCLUDING BARKING

3. KNOCK IT AGAINST A WALL AND/OR GENTLY HANDWASH IT ACCORDINGLY?

ROUND 3 DRAW

[soulping]

[ How many questions do you want to answer? ]

Re: ROUND 3 DRAW

[waywardapostle]

[ WHAT IN SHADOWS NAME ]

THREE, THEN?

[ He's very pointedly not looking at the vines growing out of his skin. ]

ROUND 3

[soulping]

[ The questions appear on the whiteboard, scrawled sloppily: ]

QUESTION ONE: Would you kill or be killed? If you had an option, would you be killed or kill someone else? i cant think of an exact circumstance, but just make one up. which would you chose?

QUESTION TWO: Is it possible to survive being killed?

QUESTION THREE: Why is my girlfriend dead?

You have ONE HOUR to answer.

Re: ROUND 3

[gateofbabbylon]

[no nonsense answering from his perspective b/c fuck this game]

KILL

YES

... UM?

[okay still unable to touch the last one b/c wtf but he tried]

ANSWERS

[soulping]

Re: ANSWERS

[gateofbabbylon]

1. KILL

2. SORT OF, BUT THERE'S ALWAYS A CATCH

3. BECAUSE YOU FAILED TO PROTECT THEM

ROUND 4 DRAW

[soulping]

[ How many questions do you want to answer? ]

Re: ROUND 4 DRAW

[segare]

TWO? MAYBE A LITTLE LESS THIS TIME?

( while holding onto her stomach. augh. why this. flowers and now sickness? )

ROUND 4

[soulping]

[ The questions appear on the whiteboard, scrawled sloppily: ]

QUESTION ONE: How to deal with loss of dog? Your dogs died in your arms this morning. You tried to rush to have them put to sleep so they would die peacefully. They had a gift for you. it was yours. they were yours. but

but

you are not the intended recpient you are not the intended recpient you are not the intended recpient you are not the intended recpient you are not the intended recpient you are not the intended recpient you are not the intended recpient you are not the intended recpient you are not the intended recpient you are not the intended recpient you are not

QUESTION TWO: what do we do if the darkness is already here. why has this happened? please, somebody

QUESTION THREE: I can't remember what you said that day I can't even remember the last time we talked about the future I can't remember anything or anyone else but can you please follow me please follow me please please follow me and I will never be the one who will hurt you so please please please please please please I am so I am so I am so I am so I am so I am so I am so I am so I am so I am so I am so I am so

You have ONE HOUR to answer.

Re: ROUND 4

[gateofbabbylon]

[woah that is not helping the nausea]

What fresh hell...

ANSWERS

[soulping]

Re: ANSWERS

[gateofbabbylon]

1. IF IT SEEMS LIKE A PART OF MOURNING THEN THE APPROPRIATE THING TO DO WOULD BE TO LOOK FOR THE PROPER RECIPIENT AND SEE THAT THEY GET THE GIFT IF THEY DESERVE IT

2. YOU LEARN ABOUT THE DARK AND YOU LIVE WITH IT, EVEN IF THERE IS NO SATISFYING ANSWER

3. WE SYMPATHIZE BUT WILL NOT FOLLOW BLINDLY UNDER DUBIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES. NO.

FINAL DRAW

[soulping]

Re: FINAL DRAW

[gateofbabbylon]

[despite the weird internal conflict between the urge to vomit and the urge to lick the maybe ghost blood off oneself...]

TH-THREE.

FINAL ROUND

[soulping]

[ The questions appear on the whiteboard, scrawled sloppily: ]

QUESTION ONE: they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and

QUESTION TWO: Can anyone remember? Why are we at war? I have forgotten.

QUESTION THREE: I dream of strangling people? And hiding the bodies in a crawlspace, is that normal?

You have ONE HOUR to answer.

Re: FINAL ROUND

[segare]

THEY DON'T STOP COMING, THEY DON'T STOP COMING, THEY DON'T STOP COMING.

( THAT'S THE ANSWER. )

AUGH. WAR QUESTIONS. IF WE'RE AT WAR IT'S BECAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING TO DEFEND.

I DON'T KNOW. PROBABLY. DREAMS ARE WEIRD.

ANSWERS

[soulping]

Re: ANSWERS

[segare]

1. They don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming—

2. War is a part of our culture. Part of our endless cycle. We live, so we fight.

3. Probably. Dreams are weird.