CUTIE RATTIES

[soulping]

[ In this isolated chamber, there are enough chairs around the rickety, rotten wooden desk to seat everybody. Some sunlight streams through the boarded windows to give enough light. You have pencils, pens, some scrap paper to brainstorm with, and a formal test sheet to put your final answers on. ]

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RULES

[leadstodeath]

►You have two hours to answer all questions.
►Teams who do not answer all questions may leave with the flu.
►Answers will be judged based on “correctness” (from Sepsis’ point of view), though don’t worry if the answer isn’t right – she loves to laugh.
►Brainstorming/team interaction will also be judged; the more everyone is involved, the better! Have fun together!

QUESTIONS?

[leadstodeath]

Sepsis is still playing with her makeup and leeches back in the main room if you need her.

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

QUESTIONS & TURN IN

[leadstodeath]

1. What is the Hippocratic Oath?
2. What are The Four Humors?
3. If a headache is persistent and severe, what is a method of curing it?
4. If a patient has depression and schizophrenia, what is a method of curing it?
5. What is the fever that leads to death?

Re: DISCUSSION

[quackery]

This desk is gross...

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

[ Which is exactly why she stands. ]

What's on the paper?

[quackery]

Um, it looks like a few questions we need to answer.

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

Like the survey?

[ Hell if she's answering anymore things like that. ]

[quackery]

No, it doesn't seem as personal as that at all.

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

Well, what does it say?

[ Miss 'not going near that rotten piece of wood' strikes. ]

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Looks like it's a bunch of medical questions.

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

Great.

[quackery]

I don't know any of the answers.

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

[ Finally looks at the sheet. ]

...

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

I know the first one. Not sure on the second or last one, but can offer stuff for the other two.

[quackery]

Oh, good! What's the first one, then?

[quackery]

No idea either, huh?

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

She's screwing with us.

[quackery]

What do you mean?

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

Asking questions like that.

[quackery]

What's wrong with it?

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

It's basically 'do no harm.' Doctors are supposed to do what they can to best help the patient, not hurt 'em.

[quackery]

Okay! You can be the one to write it down, since you knew the answer.

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

I'm going to give her a piece of my mind, that's what's wrong with it.

[quackery]

I-I don't see what the problem is with these questions, though!