CUTIE RATTIES

[soulping]

[ In this isolated chamber, there are enough chairs around the rickety, rotten wooden desk to seat everybody. Some sunlight streams through the boarded windows to give enough light. You have pencils, pens, some scrap paper to brainstorm with, and a formal test sheet to put your final answers on. ]

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RULES

[leadstodeath]

►You have two hours to answer all questions.
►Teams who do not answer all questions may leave with the flu.
►Answers will be judged based on “correctness” (from Sepsis’ point of view), though don’t worry if the answer isn’t right – she loves to laugh.
►Brainstorming/team interaction will also be judged; the more everyone is involved, the better! Have fun together!

QUESTIONS?

[leadstodeath]

Sepsis is still playing with her makeup and leeches back in the main room if you need her.

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

Hey! What's your point in askin' us these damn questions anyway?

[leadstodeath]

[ Tilts her head slightly, her white eye oozing some foul liquid. ]

Everyone has to answer the same questions - I'm not attacking you personally.

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

[ Twitch. ] Ya sure? 'cause if I hear otherwise from the other teams after this...

[leadstodeath]

I'm interested in medicine and sickness, not individually bullying every person here!

Unless you're immune-compromised.

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

[ Might be able to kill sickness later. ]

Then why not run experiments on us instead of asking us questions that no one's got the answer to?

[leadstodeath]

I'm interested in seeing people collaborate, interact and brainstorm.

Just do you best, okay?

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

I never give anything in games like this so don't expect much.

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSSION

[quackery]

This desk is gross...

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

[ Which is exactly why she stands. ]

What's on the paper?

[quackery]

Um, it looks like a few questions we need to answer.

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

Like the survey?

[ Hell if she's answering anymore things like that. ]

[quackery]

No, it doesn't seem as personal as that at all.

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

Well, what does it say?

[ Miss 'not going near that rotten piece of wood' strikes. ]

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Looks like it's a bunch of medical questions.

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

Great.

[quackery]

I don't know any of the answers.

QUESTIONS & TURN IN

[leadstodeath]

1. What is the Hippocratic Oath?
2. What are The Four Humors?
3. If a headache is persistent and severe, what is a method of curing it?
4. If a patient has depression and schizophrenia, what is a method of curing it?
5. What is the fever that leads to death?

Re: QUESTIONS & TURN IN

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

[AS A NOTE, there is sloppy kisses around the answers on the paper. Have fun with the saliva.]

1. a doctor will do no harm
they will do their best to care for the patient and try not to cause harm deliberately

2. alternative method of curing!
four days of rest and four days of humor
a different humor each day to try and get the patient to laugh
since laughter is the best medicine and all
puns
knock knock jokes
observational humor
and gallows humor

3. medicine can help a headache
alternatively the dark and ice can do wonders for it
good hydration too

4. some medicines can help temporarily
learning how to cope with it is also important
make the mental disorder your ally instead of your problem
also talking to people might help
as well doing things to cheer up
like having fun with friends
and eating good food
stuff like that
to counter the sad things

5. isnt there a much of diseases that lead to death that involves a fever?
theres probs a number of em
dont know any of their names
except may if peeps didnt take care of a flu properly
flu can kill people if they dont have medicine cant it?

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

[ No really, I can't believe you kissed the paper. ]

Gross.

'sides, you forgot our team rule. When all else fails, we knock them the fuck out.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Oh! Right, I'll add that.

[Adding it to the end of four. 'if critical failure knock them out until proper curing.']

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

We can't ever forget that rule. Our team needs it.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

True, true.