amalthea

[soulping]

On the table you find yourself presented with paper, pens, and written instructions taking you from one step to the next.

Comments

Re: DISCUSSION

[unguilded]

[LOOKS RELIEVED that this is going to be a good game. Praise the lord.]

Hmmm~ I have a couple of ideas already!

Re: DISCUSSION

[ohpineapples]

[ Well, this is definitely not Uno.

BUT ZOOMING IN ON ONE ANIMAL IN PARTICULAR. ]

Hawk. Definitely hawk.

Re: DISCUSSION

[unguilded]

We can choose five altogether, so since it's just us, why don't we both pick two and make the fifth a goat? Since that's the animal that represents our team.

[HE SEEMS A LOT MORE RELAXED NOW.]

Re: DISCUSSION

[ohpineapples]

[ Good, you're suspicion was a little concerning there. ]

Hey, cool with me. Uhh, let's see... T-Rex, because why not, that went really well for John Hammond, and shark? Nah, make that ferret. They're like literal animal slinkies, it's the best.

Re: DISCUSSION

[unguilded]

[He just doesn't want new goats to walk into a trauma game okok.]

I want a rabbit, and to use a swap on butterfly to use firefly instead.

Re: DISCUSSION

[ohpineapples]

[ HE'D APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN but he's an Adult. Clearly nothing's gonna go wrong. ]

All right, all right. Either this thing is gonna be really cute or you know, a horrible abomination, but I dig it.

Re: DISCUSSION

[unguilded]

It should be cute!

...

Well, if a dinosaur is part of the equation, that's a gamble.

So, rabbit, firefly t-rex, ferret, and ... didn't you want hawk, too? I guess we can use one of those instead of a goat if you like all three!

Re: DISCUSSION

[ohpineapples]

I doooo, because wings? Talons? Pretty awesome, but hmm. Dinosaurs are kinda like flightless birds so maybe I should sub that out to keep the goat?

Ferret has to stay because, you know, slinkies.

[ THIS IS HARD... ]

You know what, fine, cute slinky, glowy-butt, giant earred thing with wings. Hawk and ferret it is.

Re: DISCUSSION

[unguilded]

Roger! We'll use those five, then~

Is there a reason you like hawks?

[ohpineapples]

One word: animorphs.

Also, you know, kind of similar to eagles? But speedier. They make for awesome code names.

[unguilded]

Animorphs...? [The name is easy enough to figure out what it IS, but.] I wish I could morph into an animal!

[ohpineapples]

Doesn't everybody? Using your awesome alien powers to fight evil aliens to save the Earth?

No one in their right mind would refuse.