MY LITTLE PONIES & GOATS (WHO ARE FOOD FOR DRAGONS)

[soulping]

[ In this isolated chamber, there are enough chairs around the rickety, rotten wooden desk to seat everybody. Some sunlight streams through the boarded windows to give enough light. You have pencils, pens, some scrap paper to brainstorm with, and a formal test sheet to put your final answers on. ]

Comments

[gandere]

I'll go ask for you anyway. The worst she can say is no and we continue on.

[dirtdevil]

Don't—

[oops, too late. god damn it.]

[gandere]

[ Leave it to Schooler to ask unnecessary questions. ]

Hey I'm back.

She said no, obviously, but the good news is our answers don't have to be 100% correct. Isn't that great to hear?

[dirtdevil]

I told you not to ask her. Don't make our team look like idiots.

[probably too late for that.]

[gandere]

She called me clever so clearly she thinks we're a smart team.

[dirtdevil]

[oh man, no comment.]

Whatever. I don't know what half these goddamn questions even mean.

[gandere]

It doesn't matter. You're here now so you're going to have to think through them and come to a solution with the rest of us. Complaining that you have no idea is pointless so I want to hear your opinion on number...

[ Thinking it over. ] Three. You seem like a person who has had a lot of headaches since arriving here, so how do you alleviate the pain?

[dirtdevil]

[wow, such assumptions. ignoring the scolding as usual though]

Ice. Going somewhere quiet and dark.

[gandere]

[ He always seems angry, it's not an assumption. ]

Sounds good enough of an answer to me. Is that what you're going to need after this game?

[dirtdevil]

Depends on how long I'm going to have to be breathing in all this dust.

[gandere]

[ Pulling one of her ribbons free from her hair and holding it out towards him. ]

It's thick enough to cover your mouth if you want to make a mask?

[dirtdevil]

[omg cooties]

No, just keep it. We should be out of here soon enough.

[gandere]

[ She washes her hair, tyvm. ]

Oh... okay then.

[ TRIED TO BE SWEET. ]