DRAGONS

[soulping]

You wake up in a room that might seem familiar.

Or, maybe not. Either way, this isn't the story you'd like to create, anyway? What is that story?

Comments

ROUND 1

[soulping]

This one thinks...

...you should tell her what kind of story you want to write!

Re: ROUND 1

[tatsumi_textiles]

One where no one gets hurt.

[ Because this is Nafuna ]

Re: ROUND 1

[withmyownfists]

But we can still have wrestling, right?

[ don't take this from her, ochre ]

Re: ROUND 1

[likebigboats]

No one gets hurt in sexy wrestling.

Re: ROUND 1

[fuhrinkaed]

...A fantasy story! With swords and sorcerers... and luchadors.

Re: ROUND 1

[carptricks]

One with dinosaurs and high-speed car chases!

[yeah he's still apparently stuck on the story Tama began in game mingle]

DECISION

[soulping]

Re: DECISION

[withmyownfists]

The story is about a group of magical dragon luchadores who are competing to earn a title belt at the end of the year, which is also magical... but someone's stolen the prize! The cops suspect that someone, probably our raspberry colored hero, Tiamat (all of the dragons are named after and the color of Kyriakos's teams, even those no longer with us) , is the culprit, because of the manager/trainers' (named after our patrons!) involvement with the mob. They needed money to keep the prize-fighting going, for the arena and costumes and dorms and everything, and to make matters worse--their loan sharks are after them! So they're trying to locate the real thieves, so they can return the magic wrestling belt, get the police off of their tails, and earn enough money to pay off the loan sharks who're trying to kill them. All with a bunch of death defying races and car chases that involve jumping through hoops of fire.

But nobody gets hurt.

ROUND 2

[soulping]

What is with you people and 'nobody gets hurt'...? How weird, how weird! What boring stories.

This one thinks it'd be even better if you spiced it up a bit, though! Here's your options!

A. Tiamat falls in love, but their love interest dies at the end.
B. A horrible wrestling accident gets all the other dragons killed, and Tiamat lives alone forever.
C. Tiamat fights back against the police! And soon enough, they're the villain!

Re: ROUND 2

[likebigboats]

Fuck the police.

Re: ROUND 2

[fuhrinkaed]

...C sounds kind of like us.

Re: ROUND 2

[withmyownfists]

[ WHAT ARE THESE OPTIONS THO ]

... C.... is the best... ?

[ anti-hero?? ]

Re: ROUND 2

[carptricks]

. . .

Or D, Tiamat finds the magic belt and kicks a ton of butt while saving the day. I like that one the best.

Re: ROUND 2

[likebigboats]

Oh, do you need a little something to help you perform?

Re: ROUND 2

[withmyownfists]

[ i'm ignoring callie, she is bein' gross

mama delriza is going to hear about this later tho!!! ]

I like it.

We could even go with option E, Tiamat finds the magic belt, kicks a ton of butt, and marries the love interest... all while fireworks go off in the background. Later they have a kid, Tiamat Jr., who decides to grow up to be just like dad!

[ now we're writing sequels ]

DECISION

[soulping]

Re: DECISION

[withmyownfists]

Option E!! The ending is the set-up for the sequel, during which Tiamat finds the magic belt, kicks a ton of butt, and marries the love interest... all while fireworks go off in the background. Later they have a kid, Tiamat Jr., who decides to grow up to be just like dad!

In the sequel, Tiamat, Jr. discovers that the men who were out to kill his dad now have a vendetta against him! So he's gotta go on a journey of self-discovery and find a master who can teach him the art of butt-kicking and awesome so he can live up to his old man's legacy. During his travels, he meets a wise aesthetic by the name of Estelle on top of a mountain. She trains him with secret ninja moves that he'll have to use in his epic final battle with the secret, nefarious mob boss Nyssa.

In the end, he defeats her with a super special, super secret move that even Estelle didn't know! This unlocks his true potential, and he finally transcends the greatness that his father before him achieved! And at the end of that movie, we get a heart-warming scene where his father tells him just how proud of him he is!

However, at the very end of this sequence, the camera pans left, to a dark, shady, bushy area. A pair of red eyes stares out from behind it, glaring at our heroes. Who is this person? What do they want? Turns out, those eyes belong to the son of the men Tiamat, Jr. defeated, thus paving the way for the third of the trilogy: Tiamat's Journey, Part III: Son of the Son of Revenge.

ROUND 3

[soulping]

. . .





Tell me more, tell me more! What happens when they go after Tiamat Jr's loved ones? He can't be everywhere at once! Does he distance himself from everyone he knows and loves to protect them, living a lonely, lonely life? Or maybe...he just watches as they die, one by one, hopelessly struggling to protect everyone he can!

Re: ROUND 3

[fuhrinkaed]

Maybe he's just married to his job and there's not a lot of people they could target other than, y'know, his mom and dad, who are already superheroes in their own right?

Re: ROUND 3

[carptricks]

[m-makes a face as certain parts of this question strike a little close to home. . .]

Tiamat, Jr's loved ones are all strong people in their own rights. They're capable of defending and protecting themselves. Tiamat, Jr. trusts them not to do anything that'd get themselves killed.

/2

[withmyownfists]

[ u quit that napoopna!!! ]

Of course not!

Re: /2

[withmyownfists]

Tiamat Jr's parents are both super strong and clever! And even if they're not as strong as him alone, all of his friends have strengths in their own right! At first, they're scared, and they don't know what to do... but they realize by combining their strengths, they're more powerful together than they ever were apart!

And by their powers combined, they become... Mecha-Kyr, the strongest, most awesome battle-dragon in the known universe! Capable of putting down any evil-doer with the power of truth and love and friendship!

[ what genre is this even anymore, no one knows ]

DECISION

[soulping]

Re: DECISION

[withmyownfists]

Tiamat Jr's parents are both super strong and clever! And even if they're not as strong as him alone, all of his friends have strengths in their own right! At first, they're scared, and they don't know what to do... but they realize by combining their strengths, they're more powerful together than they ever were apart!

And by their powers combined, they become... Mecha-Kyr, the strongest, most awesome battle-dragon in the known universe! Capable of putting down any evil-doer with the power of truth and love and friendship! And also a GIANT DRILL (because why not!?)!

But the children of Tiamat Jr's enemies have revived the evil syndicate boss, Nyssa, giving her a body of steel and fire... Mecha-Nyssa, complicating things. Mecha-Kyr and Mecha-Nyssa engage in a series of battles. There's lots of explosions and destruction... somehow everyone manages to avoid getting hurt or killed because [ na f-u na ] but a lot of property gets destroyed, and people are left without homes, and they lose things that can never be replaced for them.

All of this collateral damage shakes the hearts of Tiamt Jr's enemies. This wasn't what they'd intended to happen at all. They just wanted to get back at Tiamat Jr. for what happened to their parents. They begin to wonder if they were wrong, and question why their parents were beaten in the first place... and discover, in the process, the terrible truth behind their parents.

All this time they'd thought Tiamat Jr. was the villain... but really, it was them.

As community service for all of the collateral damage they caused, the son of Tiamat, Jr's father's enemies decides to open a non-profit focused on rebuilding lost homes and providing for the families whose property was destroyed in the battle. Without her former followers to help give Mecha-Nyssa her power, her armor, powered by their belief in her, falls apart, leaving the world free to move, free of her tyanny. Tiamat Jr's enemies express to them how sorry they are for all the trouble and pain they caused, and Tiamat Jr. and his friends become friends with them, too, all working together to make their world a better place.

FINAL ROUND

[loseyourself]

Amazing! Amaaaaaaazing! This one can't wait --






...Oh.

Oh! It looks like we actually found the script for act two. This one is sorry, sorry, sorry! You came up with all of this for nothing.

...Well, actually, she'll see what she can sneak in! Thank you all, thank you all!

PROCEED TO ENDGAME.