soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2016-04-22 11:21 pm

VANARA

[The room you are in smells like burnt wood and sulfur. The room itself seems uncomfortably hot, but not unbearably so.]

[It's a relatively plain room, with beige wallpaper and a white tile floor. The lights above you are tinted red, and they flicker on and off in regular intervals. There's an old timey wood burning oven affixed to the wall in front of you. Inside the hearth a fire burns, the flames licking and dancing around wooden logs. In a circle, positioned on the other three walls of the room, are seven different doors. Each door has a nameplate on it with the following words written in fancy lettering:]

LUST
GLUTTONY
GREED
PRIDE
WRATH
SLOTH
ENVY
trident: (the end of history as we know it。)

Re: Discuss

[personal profile] trident 2016-04-23 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
This has nothing to do with "lust".
haleofaguy: (Default)

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[personal profile] haleofaguy 2016-04-23 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
... Great...

[There's an annoyed sigh]

Is there anyone willing to go with this one besides me?

[As he's holding his left wrist and looking at the options]
angelherding: (22)

Re: Discuss

[personal profile] angelherding 2016-04-23 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Sit down, Fenrir. Lion and I got this.
haleofaguy: (Default)

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[personal profile] haleofaguy 2016-04-23 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You sure?

[Because he doesn't want his team getting hurt, man. That's not cool.]
angelherding: (36)

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[personal profile] angelherding 2016-04-23 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Do I sound unsure? Sit down, make sure Chimera is alright, do your dad thing.
trident: (been hearing a whispering in my head。)

Re: Discuss

[personal profile] trident 2016-04-23 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
She's right. We'll take this one.

I don't feel like the fire, I'd rather the suffocation.
angelherding: (39)

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[personal profile] angelherding 2016-04-23 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm definitely lodging a complaint.

Fire seems like the lesser of two evils.
trident: (well、 clearly this calls for a toast。)

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[personal profile] trident 2016-04-23 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Suffocation seems easier if you ask me.

( waves the stump. ADMIRE THE STUMP. )
angelherding: (19)

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[personal profile] angelherding 2016-04-23 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Stick the stump in, it'll close it all up nice.

[SHE IS UNPHASED BY THE STUMP]

But sure, I don't care. It's going to suck either way.
trident: (with a sense of poise and rationality。)

Re: Discuss

[personal profile] trident 2016-04-23 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
( laughs. sense of humour still alive and kicking. )

Somehow I don't think they'd let me get away with cauterising the stump.

Let's make this happen then!
angelherding: (15)

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[personal profile] angelherding 2016-04-23 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a shame.

Oh well, we can gasp our protests later instead of yelling them.
trident: (the end of history as we know it。)

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[personal profile] trident 2016-04-23 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I still require my cake and party after all.
angelherding: (03)

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[personal profile] angelherding 2016-04-23 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I want cake, too.
trident: (been hearing a whispering in my head。)

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[personal profile] trident 2016-04-23 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
No party?

Shame.