soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-03-03 03:01 pm

TAKSHAKA

[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]

[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:


TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):

1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?

2.) How would you define suffering?

3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?

4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?

5.) What are your team's weaknesses?

6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?

7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.

8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?

9.) Describe your team.

10.) What motivates you?

11.) What makes you uncomfortable?

12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?

13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?

14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.

15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
swordedpast: ♦ sprite: fate/hollow ataraxia (when the swords flash)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] swordedpast 2014-03-03 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
These are some weird questions.

[for some reason, he has a piece of bread in his hair.]
takewing: (For stupid reasons.)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] takewing 2014-03-03 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
. . . Some of these questions are in vary poor taste. I propose that we decline to answer those ones.
takewing: (25)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] takewing 2014-03-03 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's not answer those ones. ... Why do you have bread in your hair?

talk to fairy maybe

[personal profile] malthusian 2014-03-03 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ if you have questions, Nafuna's just hanging around the room, too. ]
swordedpast: ♦ carnival phantasm (you are offensive...)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] swordedpast 2014-03-03 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I have what in my hair?

[Reaching up and--]

Huh.

I have no idea.
takewing: coloring by brush (Just kidding!)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] takewing 2014-03-03 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[pfffft]

Was somebody throwing it at you?
swordedpast: ♦ official art: miscellaneous (your side;)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] swordedpast 2014-03-03 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I see.

That must have been the case. I'll discover who did it when this game is over, and punish them for wasting food. For now--

[Pulling over some paper and ink.]
barrette: (♡ bullet punch。)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] barrette 2014-03-03 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Some of these questions are...
swordedpast: ♦ sprite: fate/stay night (for the sword outwears its sheath;)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] swordedpast 2014-03-03 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Draws an angry face next to question #15. 😠]

I agree.
takewing: (Really. Right now.)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] takewing 2014-03-03 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Ridiculous.
takewing: (Because you . . .)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] takewing 2014-03-03 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[giving #2 a dirty look, as well.]

Very well, then. Let's start by marking off the questions we're not answering.
swordedpast: ♦ sprite: fate/extra (will perish by the sword.)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] swordedpast 2014-03-03 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[puts another angry face next to #2]

We could just give sarcastic answers to all of them.
barrette: (♡ knock off。)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] barrette 2014-03-03 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Definitely. Number 15 is the worst.
takewing: coloring by brush (Waaait a second.)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] takewing 2014-03-03 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Including the reasonable questions? I wouldn't be opposed.
swordedpast: (pic#6751001)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] swordedpast 2014-03-03 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
If she wants to learn more about us, she should talk to us in person, or see how we act in a proper game. Making us fill out a questionnaire...that's just lazy.
barrette: (♡ icicle crash。)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] barrette 2014-03-03 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
But this is a quicker way to do it, so it makes sense that she would want to take the fast route.
takewing: coloring by brush (58)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] takewing 2014-03-03 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Her people-skills truly do leave something to be desired.
takewing: (Walking forward.)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] takewing 2014-03-03 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Laziness shouldn't be rewarded.
takewing: (Just watch me!)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] takewing 2014-03-03 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't say I'm enamoured by question two, either.
experiencepoints: (pic#6944671)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2014-03-03 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
...

I think we found another idiot Echo.
swordedpast: ♦ sprite: fate/extra (will perish by the sword.)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] swordedpast 2014-03-03 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
And it's our job to show her that quicker isn't always better.

It's like cooking with a mix.
swordedpast: (pic#6751010)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] swordedpast 2014-03-03 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps we can teach her that.

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