soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-03-03 03:10 pm

GULGULLANA

[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]

[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:


TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):

1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?

2.) How would you define suffering?

3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?

4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?

5.) What are your team's weaknesses?

6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?

7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.

8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?

9.) Describe your team.

10.) What motivates you?

11.) What makes you uncomfortable?

12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?

13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?

14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.

15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
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[personal profile] doublechecks 2014-03-03 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
...I'm assuming we all have to answer this together.

[ he's not even sure how he could answer these too. ]

talk to fairy maybe

[personal profile] malthusian 2014-03-03 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ if you have questions, Nafuna's just hanging around the room, too. ]
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[personal profile] debate_avenger 2014-03-03 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
It seems like it, yeah. These questions aren't well-suited for a group that just met, though.
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[personal profile] debate_avenger 2014-03-03 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Either way, let's go with the easy questions first.

Number four, I figure we can see ourselves in our own worlds, because we had better have gotten this fixed in five years.

Number five, our biggest weakness is probably that we just arrived, which comes with all sorts of weaknesses by itself: A lack of cohesion and understanding of each other's abilities, for example.

Number twelve is unlikely, unless someone here knows sign language.

Number thirteen, I would say probably not, and she probably wouldn't want it anyway. Maybe if we charged her for it, though.
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[personal profile] doublechecks 2014-03-03 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, then we'll just have to wing it. [ Wipe no. ]
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[personal profile] doublechecks 2014-03-03 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
We could also name the Rotten as our biggest weakness. [ ...yeah. ]
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[personal profile] pronounced 2014-03-03 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Twelve could be done if you made a sign advertising it for sale.
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[personal profile] debate_avenger 2014-03-03 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
The key point is cross-sale though, which means we're specifically selling it to someone who already bought something from us.

Hm. We could do it, actually. We'll give them discount coupons or an equivelant while we're doing it.
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[personal profile] hardertheyfall 2014-03-03 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Some of these are going to be hard since we haven't been here long. I guess that means we could answer "new" for number nine.
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[personal profile] pronounced 2014-03-03 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly, we may not be successful at it but it doesn't ask whether we would be successful or not.
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[personal profile] debate_avenger 2014-03-03 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
We can go with that, yeah. "We're new and we have Rotten as our patron." It seems like that describes us well enough for most of the people here.
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[personal profile] doublechecks 2014-03-03 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I think we could answer #2 with: 'Something detrimental that could impair us for a long while.'

Or we can just write 'Pain', too.
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[personal profile] pronounced 2014-03-03 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
For eleven, do you think we're allowed to say that our patron makes us uncomfortable?
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[personal profile] hardertheyfall 2014-03-03 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
And for number three, I was willing to shove bread down Wipe's throat to win.
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[personal profile] hardertheyfall 2014-03-03 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
She makes you uncomfortable?
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[personal profile] debate_avenger 2014-03-03 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
We probably can, yes.
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[personal profile] pronounced 2014-03-03 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Not exactly, but I just don't understand everything she says.

[ re. shipping and ship charts. just wtf is that nonsense ]
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[personal profile] doublechecks 2014-03-03 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ just staring at you with an annoyed look. ]
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[personal profile] hardertheyfall 2014-03-03 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ What? It's true. And it wouldn't kill him. ]
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[personal profile] debate_avenger 2014-03-03 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I should probably mention that I had a chance to talk to the Echo before the game started. It seems that she uses workplace accidents as a form of population control.

She indicated there wouldn't be any death this time, but that doesn't guarantee she won't try to manipulate things to cause an accident if a chance shows up.
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[personal profile] pronounced 2014-03-03 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. It's probably better seeing as I doubt many of remember what actually makes us uncomfortable.
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[personal profile] pronounced 2014-03-03 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ well that escalated rather quickly.... ]

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