soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-03-03 03:10 pm

GULGULLANA

[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]

[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:


TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):

1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?

2.) How would you define suffering?

3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?

4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?

5.) What are your team's weaknesses?

6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?

7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.

8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?

9.) Describe your team.

10.) What motivates you?

11.) What makes you uncomfortable?

12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?

13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?

14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.

15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
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[personal profile] pronounced 2014-03-03 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ well that escalated rather quickly.... ]
hardertheyfall: (Lesbians eat cheese?)

[personal profile] hardertheyfall 2014-03-03 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Quicker than usual. But he doesn't mean any harm by it. ]
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[personal profile] pronounced 2014-03-03 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ team killing would be bad...but seeing some of that hard-as-brick bread being shoved down Wipe's throat would be funny. ]
hardertheyfall: (Where do old people come from?)

[personal profile] hardertheyfall 2014-03-04 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ He can break it into smaller, non choking sized bites. ]
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[personal profile] pronounced 2014-03-04 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ excuse you, but the fact that he'll be able to break the bread in itself is a feat. ]
hardertheyfall: (Can I steal my own things and sell them?)

[personal profile] hardertheyfall 2014-03-04 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's seen how ripped he is, he doesn't think it will be a problem. ]
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[personal profile] pronounced 2014-03-04 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ ooh so manly oooh.... ]