soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-03-03 03:11 pm

DAWON

[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]

[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:


TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):

1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?

2.) How would you define suffering?

3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?

4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?

5.) What are your team's weaknesses?

6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?

7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.

8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?

9.) Describe your team.

10.) What motivates you?

11.) What makes you uncomfortable?

12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?

13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?

14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.

15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
secretbooty: (Ivy32)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] secretbooty 2014-03-04 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Look: We can't trust an Echo that's not Kanra. What if our honest answers lead to her using them against us to hurt us and other people? What if this game is a precursor to another one? We don't know anything about this Echo, do we?
pawper: (tiny chalk heart-shaped antacids)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] pawper 2014-03-04 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
I understand that, but.....well, just how would lying protect us?

If we give really ruthless answers, she could call our bluff and force us to act on them.
secretbooty: (Ivy7)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] secretbooty 2014-03-04 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
We could give harmless answers, but that still leaves the issue of her making us go outside of our comfort zones.

We should try to be as neutral as possible.
pawper: (cover it in caramel and get back to me)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] pawper 2014-03-04 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
She could take advantage of any answer we gave. I don't think there's any avoiding that risk.

[Hm.]

Well, let's go through the questions and see what we can come up with.
secretbooty: (Ivy36)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] secretbooty 2014-03-04 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
The more neutral, the better. Neutral answers are less likely to shove us too far in any direction.
pawper: (watch someone make a lasagna)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] pawper 2014-03-04 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
....Mm.

[Reading the paper with a resigned look on her face.

She doesn't like lying.]
secretbooty: (Jasmine13)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] secretbooty 2014-03-04 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
You can be neutral without making things up. It's easy to make most things sound neutral.
pawper: (about to eat a stale cookie)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] pawper 2014-03-04 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Even so, I'd like to answer at least some of these honestly.
secretbooty: (Ivy36)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] secretbooty 2014-03-04 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Mm... fine.

Mostly neutral with some honesty.
pawper: (the only one here that's eaten a candle)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] pawper 2014-03-04 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Points at 13.]

This one should be fine to answer like that.
secretbooty: (so don't start)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] secretbooty 2014-03-04 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
[why don't you like my answer]

We can use yours. My answer is just, "I don't have a cooking skill so it's your fault for asking in the first place."
pawper: keywords courtesy of jim gaffigan (now seem so strange)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] pawper 2014-03-04 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[because it's unnecessarily sarcastic]

It's a little harsh for a neutral answer, is all.

[Taps quill against 15...]
secretbooty: (Jasmine13)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] secretbooty 2014-03-04 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Your answer is fine.

My answers might make things worse.
pawper: keywords courtesy of jim gaffigan (can you say a prayer for me?)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] pawper 2014-03-04 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Mm....I just don't think there's any way to avoid properly answering it without taking some kind of chance, you know? She could use a lie or deflection against us as easily as she could the truth.

So we might as well be honest.
secretbooty: (Ivy1)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] secretbooty 2014-03-04 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
[mumbled, shoving her hands into her pockets.]

What a stupid question.
pawper: (listing all the food i ate)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] pawper 2014-03-04 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
.....uh-huh.

[Can she loosely wrap an arm around you....]
secretbooty: (Ivy7)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] secretbooty 2014-03-04 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
[leeeeeans against]
pawper: (tiny chalk heart-shaped antacids)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] pawper 2014-03-04 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[rests chin on your head for a minute, then goes back to le paper]
secretbooty: (Ivy31)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] secretbooty 2014-03-04 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[pointing out a few things here and there...]

[also goddamn you and your height]
pawper: (8 hamburgers for a nickel)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] pawper 2014-03-04 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[scribbling in stuff as needed....

deal with it, shortcake]
secretbooty: (pic#7461855)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] secretbooty 2014-03-04 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[MAKE ME]
pawper: (so weird to not see it in a pie)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] pawper 2014-03-04 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
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