soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-03-03 03:11 pm

DAWON

[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]

[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:


TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):

1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?

2.) How would you define suffering?

3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?

4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?

5.) What are your team's weaknesses?

6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?

7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.

8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?

9.) Describe your team.

10.) What motivates you?

11.) What makes you uncomfortable?

12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?

13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?

14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.

15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
secretbooty: (Ivy7)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] secretbooty 2014-03-04 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
[did you have to bring up the everyone thing, her expression just. totally falls.]

... Fine. We can play it your way.
pawper: (eat and continue to break things)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] pawper 2014-03-04 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[SHIT shit that's not what she meant to do

looks appropriately shamefaced and dismayed]


....okay. [And then:] Sorry. I said something thoughtless.
secretbooty: (Ivy8)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] secretbooty 2014-03-04 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[SORRY HYDRA... tbf she never intended for that reaction either, recovering from fucking up is hard though :(]

It's fine. Don't worry about it, Hydra.
pawper: keywords courtesy of jim gaffigan (can you say a prayer for me?)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] pawper 2014-03-04 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'll make it up to you later, okay?

[hahaha telling her to not worry about a fuck-up]
secretbooty: (Ivy32)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] secretbooty 2014-03-04 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
You don't have to.
pawper: keywords courtesy of jim gaffigan (can you say a prayer for me?)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] pawper 2014-03-04 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
I want to.
secretbooty: (so don't start)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] secretbooty 2014-03-04 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'll headbutt you if you do.
pawper: (the only one here that's eaten a candle)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] pawper 2014-03-04 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
I won't lean down enough to let you.
secretbooty: (it's not for you)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] secretbooty 2014-03-04 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'll get your stomach.
pawper: keywords courtesy of jim gaffigan (hold it in,it's hard to know)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] pawper 2014-03-04 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
I have a pretty tough stomach.
secretbooty: (so don't start)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] secretbooty 2014-03-04 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
I have a hard head.
pawper: (did i go to Wendy's twice yesterday...?)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] pawper 2014-03-04 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe I'll just pick you up so you can't use it.
secretbooty: (it's not for you)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] secretbooty 2014-03-04 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
I'm creative.