EPONA & ALECTRYON
[You exit the parlor through a doorway in your team's color and find yourself in some kind of entry hall. Aside from the one behind you, there are four doors - one on each of the side walls, and two opposite the entrance - each with an image carved into it. They're a bit hard to make out, however, since only one torch on the far wall is lit, lending the place a gloomy atmosphere. What you can see is that the room, once richly decorated, is now a mess; the walls are covered in peeling, royal purple wallpaper, and great swaths of the ceiling are coated with sticky cobwebs. The floor is covered with large marble tiles, inlaid with some kind of swirling design in glittering gold - but sadly, it too is out of shape. The tiles seem to shift a bit under your weight, and some of them are even missing altogether.
If you try the doors you'll find that all of them are locked, and no amount of manhandling can get them to budge.]
[OOC: This game is a treasure hunt/dungeon crawl! Your characters will be exploring the rooms they pass through and facing different challenges in each one. Some rooms will be exploratory, others will have specific rules! The goal is just to reach the end. Teams will be scored on things like teamwork, cleverness, creativity, etc.
Skills are ON, but there will be penalties if you mess up Knut's castle. He lives here, you know!]
If you try the doors you'll find that all of them are locked, and no amount of manhandling can get them to budge.]
[OOC: This game is a treasure hunt/dungeon crawl! Your characters will be exploring the rooms they pass through and facing different challenges in each one. Some rooms will be exploratory, others will have specific rules! The goal is just to reach the end. Teams will be scored on things like teamwork, cleverness, creativity, etc.
Skills are ON, but there will be penalties if you mess up Knut's castle. He lives here, you know!]

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. . . .
It doesn't hurt—?
. . .
[picks up the blade. . . . ]
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What was that?
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The blade is pretty big so it's still got some heft to it, but Flame moves it off his leg easily. Downside; it was the foot Star stepped on, so now your ankle hurts as well and you might limp.
Star takes a bullet to the back as she stops to gawk! It splatters on her clothes with a slight stinging pain. It's a paintball pellet.
Loli- okay, are you fucking serious? Another ten. You could waltz across the room at this point.
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[ Okay FINE making a better effort to side-step the various falling knife-toys and looking the others over to make sure there aren't any surprise actual bullets. ]
Let's just get out of here! Which one is running this farce?
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It's the vampire guy. They're not real... ugh, guys, let's just keep moving!
[JUST STARTS SPRINTING making sure to keep in front of loli in case her lolinator powers fail and offering her good arm to Flame if needs help]
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[also giving the blade to eveningstar o_o] To block yourself with—!
[AND ALSO GONNA JUST GO FORWARD \:D/ WITH HIS SKILLFUL THIEVERY AND SUPER ACROBATICS ALONG WITH BEING EXTREMELY CAREFUL WITH TRIP WIRES AND THE LIKE, gosh it's almost like he's done this before]
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STAR HITS A TRIPWIRE AND FALLS ON HER FACE. Luckily this stops you from taking another paintball to the arm.
Flame is a fucking ninja, dodging whatever comes his way.
Lolinator goes down with Star, but is otherwise uninjured!]
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And then trips over the sudden pile of bodies on the floor, while he's distracted. GOOD JOB Y'ALL ]
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[was going to try to squirm out from underneath lolinator one-armedly but then Gilly tripped and]
[......OW]
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[. . . DO YOU NEED ME TO GO OVER THERE. . . .]
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No time to pause, shit is still flying everywhere! After some flailing, everyone manages to get up quickly and start moving again. Loli takes her first hit, being struck in the leg by a beanbag and causing her to stumble.
More are incoming, better hurry!]
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BOLTING FOR THE EXIT, GOD ]
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[but she does her best to ignore it and stumbles with him and reaches for lolinator with her good arm to try to help her along...!!]
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i guess i'm just gonna go to the exit in my ninja backflipping fashion]
Careful, you guys!
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shit
kkkkind of dragging a little, still trying to hurry and maybe avoid the worst of the things coming directly this way]
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Luckily everyone has apparently gotten into some kind of rhythm with the projectiles because you're able to proceed without any major incidents. A beanbag bounces off of Flame's head in the middle of a backflip.
Loli expertly recovers from her trip with another goddamn 10 I am so done with you. She pulls a matrix style dodge as a rubber knife whizzes past her.
You're a bit over halfway now (somehow) and you come upon two large blades swinging back and forth. You could try to dodge between them, or there's room to go around but the ground is full of holes.]
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Well? How lucky are you feeling?
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[PRETTY SURE SHE'S GONNA GET HIT BY ONE OF THOSE]
... Let's just finish this.
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WE'RE DOING THE THING WE'RE MAKING IT HAPPEN]
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one of us just fell asleep]
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You can now proceed with much less difficulty!
Except for Loli, who. Just. Fell asleep, I guess. One of you might want to catch her before she falls face-first into a rubber knife.]
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Amazing-
[ Pausing once he's over the threshold to the next room, why is someone unconscious!! ]
Is she alright?
[ ALSO WHO EVEN IS SHE ]
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[looks like she is also now getting flopped on by a sleeping kid]
What the--- Hey, this isn't the time!
[but catching her and trying to hold her up so she doesn't fall. MORE OWCHIES]
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