TAKSHAKA

[soulping]

[ You find yourself in a section of the maze walled off by hedges sporting glowing purple flowers. Several tree stumps with rich velvet cushions on them surround a much larger stump, upon which lie a number of cards... ]

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Re: CHOICE

[takewing]

You're dying!

[AND RAVEN IS STRUGGLING TO GET UP nope nope]

Re: CHOICE

[barrette]

We're not dying!

Re: CHOICE

[experiencepoints]

We're perfectly fine, but we might start dying if you mess up that card!

[I AM LIKE 99% SURE GOBLETS IN THE PLACE OF KIDNEYS SHOULD BE FATAL, WHITE MAGIC CLASS NEVER COVERED THIS]

Re: CHOICE

[takewing]

[YES YOU ARE D888 thrashing, trying desperately to get up]

Re: CHOICE

[barrette]

[ WHY THIS kneeling next to her and trying to touch her face. ]

Raven, we're safe, I promise we're safe!

Re: CHOICE

[takewing]

[her fingers might get a little damp; tears are dripping down her cheeks by this point.]

Re: CHOICE

[barrette]

[ seeing Raven cry makes it approximately 100% worse. she's going to play soccer with Wilder's head after this...! ]

Nightingale, Wren, she's hurting!

Re: CHOICE

[experiencepoints]

Hurting more or less than her vital organs being turned into cups?!

Re: CHOICE

[barrette]

She's crying!

Re: CHOICE

[takewing]

[wriggles sadly 8(]

Re: CHOICE

[pchaaair]

She's crying, Nightingale! She never cries!

Re: CHOICE

[experiencepoints]

She's crying over something that isn't happening! I'd rather see her cry than die!

Re: CHOICE

[pchaaair]

[... 8( BUT

notice that he's not arguing at least]

Re: CHOICE

[barrette]

...

[ bites lip... ]

Re: CHOICE

[pchaaair]

[let me play soccer too]

. . . Holy shit, this is—

Re: CHOICE

[barrette]

[ we'll get everyone together for a rousing game of "kick the head"

if you make Wilder scream obscenities you get bonus points ]

This is terrible.