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AMALTHEA

[ You find yourself in a section of the maze walled off by hedges sporting glowing teal flowers. Several tree stumps with rich velvet cushions on them surround a much larger stump, upon which lie a number of cards... ]

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[Brb I am swearing under my breath and stumbling back against those stupid cushions]

[awkwardly shuffling off his seat, since sitting makes the cups press against organs even more uncomfortably...curse you bird anatomy]

[THIS DOES NOT FEEL GOOD AT ALL]

Who--wishes to go first?

...I would highly suggest avoiding cards that look outright terrible or seem too pleasant.

[L-laughs weakly....]

Hah, that's... ruling out an awful lot of them, isn't it?

...At the very least we can avoid cards with too much metal. He seems to be going for literal interpretations.

It... makes sense, sure. But why the comment about playing with our minds, if what we choose will be taken literally?

I strongly suspect he's toying with us...He could just as easily intend to replace our brain with flowers for all I understand of this nonsense.

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Y...Yes... I think that would be wise to try.

I suppose I could go this round since I argued so strongly for the cups, unless you feel one of these cards was a safe enough bet for you or your team to try.

Most of them seem rather ambiguous, truth be told. Swoop has already volunteered, but if you wish to argue with him for the honor of going first, I have no objection.

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...I-I'll go first.

Are you sure?

[I mean, not complaining, he just feels like he needs to put up a token protest.]

Pretty sure.

...Very well. Good luck.

...Is that what you want?

I mean, someone has to do it anyway, right? ...A-And at least the rest of ya can prob'ly brace for whatever weirdass transformation that will come after.

Very well...Thank you.

[Not gonna argue, seeing as the others are stepping away from it, but he's still looking incredibly upset.]

Think it over before you choose, Swoop.

...Honestly, all of them look they could be horrible. But I think I'll pick Magician.

[Why would you replace our kidneys with goblets?]

[Why would you do that?]

[SO MUCH FOR COFFEE CAUSE THIS MORNING TOTALLY SUCKS.]

[I prefer my coffee with a small bit of cream and sugar and not replacing my kidneys.]

[URM.

URM!!!!]

Fuckin' hell!

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