OMETOTCHTLI

[soulping]

[ You're led through the TV into a...2-D looking world! You're in the middle of a giant-but-empty house, although don't worry! If you wander outside, you'll see that there's conveniently a huge furniture emporium next door.

You also might notice that, over to your far right, there's a counter that starts off with the words $50,000. No matter where you move, it moves accordingly so that it's always the same distance away.

While you guys are figuring all this out, Game Freak's voice can be heard from...somewhere: ]

I'm a little new to this, so let's start out with something kinda basic! Everyone likes decorating simulated houses, right? Right!

Comments

Round 1

[inbeta]

[ You've got $50,000 and a giant empty house; what do you want to fill it with?

Also, you might notice that there's an otter in a red suit skulking around outside...wonder what that's about. ]

Discussion

[inbeta]

Re: Discussion

[foulhussy]

[Approaching the otter!]

What the fuck are you?

Re: Discussion

[inbeta]

[ Looking appropriately miffed at that language! ]

I am an otter, thank you very much.

Re: Discussion

[foulhussy]

[TOO BAD]

Why d'ya need clothes? You have fur.

Re: Discussion

[inbeta]

This? This is my work uniform, a symbol of the important job I do in this community.

[ Sticking up his nose as he says that... ]

Re: Discussion

[foulhussy]

Yeah, what do you? Catch fish? Build dams? Suck dick for spare change?

Re: Discussion

[inbeta]

I grade houses, young lady.

Re: Discussion

[foulhussy]

Oh. Well just wait, because my house is gonna fucking rule.

Re: Discussion

[inbeta]

We shall see about that.

Turn-in

[inbeta]

[ Please list out each item you're buying and its price, as well as the total amount your purchases come to.

This is due by 4pm PST. ]

Re: Turn-in

[foulhussy]

[Ometotchtli's house.]