RATATOSKR

[soulping]

[The lights dim and you are no longer in a classroom, but a low key bar. An older gentleman from behind the counter is looking at you as if waiting for your next order. La Torre's voice comes from nowhere in particular:]

Let's pick up where we left all, shall we? You are sitting in a bar. Why are you drinking?

Comments

ROUND 1

[soulping]

[A menu appears:

Coffee Stout
Dark, bitter stout tasting of coffee

Milk Stout
Sweet stout with a creamy texture

Imperial Stout
Stout with a roasted chocolate taste

Oyster Stout
Burnt espresso flavor with an oyster aftertaste]

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSSION

[quackery]

...Oyster? Isn't that kind of weird?

Re: DISCUSSION

[fallbymyhands]

Oyster espresso? That's a unique taste.

Re: DISCUSSION

[quackery]

At least none of us have to drink that one if we don't want to, right?

Re: DISCUSSION

[fallbymyhands]

No, I suppose not. Though in my humble opinion, none of us should be drinking.

Re: DISCUSSION

[quackery]

Why not? It's to win back shards.

Re: DISCUSSION

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Kinda. Beer isn't usually an oyster drink.

But it might be worth more points.

Re: DISCUSSION

[quackery]

Do you want to try it?

Re: DISCUSSION

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

That, or the milk one. Wouldn't have much chance trying either of those.

[lifehacker]

Must be a European thing.

[quackery]

What do you mean?

[lifehacker]

Crazy people.

SUBMIT

[soulping]

Re: SUBMIT

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Oyster stout!

Re: SUBMIT

[soulping]

[Your oyster stout is served cool, but not too cold. The creamy texture brings forth your inner feelings. And you can't stop crying. Everything's so sad! Why are you holding it in?]

Re: SUBMIT

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

[Oh no.]

[Oh no.]

[WHY DOES EVERYTHING SUCK.]

[lifehacker]

Oyster stout, because this game can only go somewhere crazy.

[inthenude]

[Your oyster stout is served cool, but not too cold. The creamy texture brings forth your inner feelings. And you can't stop crying. Everything's so sad! Why are you holding it in?]

[lifehacker]

[ MY TEAR DUCTS HAVEN'T BEEN USED IN... I DON'T REMEMBER. ]

Re: SUBMIT

[fallbymyhands]

[SIGH]

. . . coffee, please.

Re: SUBMIT

[inthenude]

[Your stout is served cool, but not too cold. It's a real pick-me-up. With this kind of taste you just want to belt everything out to the heavens. Which is entirely possible; you've lost the ability to keep a quiet, inside voice. Try not to make anyone deaf.]

Re: SUBMIT

[fallbymyhands]

[. . . THIS WILL BE HILARIOUS]

Re: SUBMIT

[quackery]

Oyster stout

Re: SUBMIT

[inthenude]

[Your oyster stout is served cool, but not too cold. The creamy texture brings forth your inner feelings. And you can't stop crying. Everything's so sad! Why are you holding it in?]