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[The lights dim and you are no longer in a classroom, but a low key bar. An older gentleman from behind the counter is looking at you as if waiting for your next order. La Torre's voice comes from nowhere in particular:]

Let's pick up where we left all, shall we? You are sitting in a bar. Why are you drinking?

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[cries with!]

W-What should we do?

A-all of it is p-pretty classic.

N-never had a-a bloody Mary. T-t-tomato wouldn't l-last.

[WHAT IF I JUST HUG YOU AND CRY.] I missed so many good foods in water world!

Do you w-wanna try that one, then?

[she hugs back, sniffling] Water world sounds fun... I wish I could g-go.

Y-y-yessssss.

Noooooo, water world SUCKED BALLS, t-there wasn't any f-f-food and just silly aliens everyw-where.

I-I hope it'll be good.

That doesn't sound fun at all! Water world should've been a fun place.

It waaaaaasn't! It all sucked and was depressiiiiiing.

W-What happened there?

We were all s-s-starving and I think Carapacians tried to e-eat me and no h-humans and it wasn't FAIIIIIIR.

T-That's awful! D-Did it work out okay?

Everyone died.

[So much crying.]

Nooo... [grabs face]

[Just gonna cling and cry on you now until MORE DRINKING.]

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