soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-04-08 06:41 pm

RATATOSKR

[The lights dim and you are no longer in a classroom, but a low key bar. An older gentleman from behind the counter is looking at you as if waiting for your next order. La Torre's voice comes from nowhere in particular:]

Let's pick up where we left all, shall we? You are sitting in a bar. Why are you drinking?
lifehacker: (wreaking havoc on my undergarments)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-04-09 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Why are you yelling at me?

[ :C Awkward man tears. ]
fallbymyhands: (pic#7558579)

[personal profile] fallbymyhands 2014-04-09 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
. . . M-MY APOLOGIES, I DON'T MEAN TO. IT. . . IT SEEMS LIKE I CAN'T STOP.

[awkward yelling]
lifehacker: ("Here lies Shit.")

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-04-09 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
I can't believe how lucky I am to get yelled at by you.

[ Whoops, a little bit of a masochist here. ]
fallbymyhands: (pic#7558665)

[personal profile] fallbymyhands 2014-04-09 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
. . . PARDON ME. LUCKY?

[that is not at all what she expected him to say]
lifehacker: (Now here comes the wiener!)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-04-09 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Lets out a weird choked sound. ]

I like you, y'know? This sadness feels kind of nice when it's you dishing it out.
fallbymyhands: (pic#7557974)

[personal profile] fallbymyhands 2014-04-09 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
I-- REALLY? THAT'S UNEXPECTED. . . I WOULD THINK MOST PEOPLE WOULD DISLIKE BEING YELLED AT.
lifehacker: (I wish I could fart out of my dick.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-04-09 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Just... just step on me already. I deserve it.
fallbymyhands: (pic#7558665)

[personal profile] fallbymyhands 2014-04-09 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
JACK. . . I DON'T WISH TO DO YOU ANY PHYSICAL HARM.

[someone does not understand masochism]