soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-04-08 06:41 pm
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RATATOSKR

[The lights dim and you are no longer in a classroom, but a low key bar. An older gentleman from behind the counter is looking at you as if waiting for your next order. La Torre's voice comes from nowhere in particular:]

Let's pick up where we left all, shall we? You are sitting in a bar. Why are you drinking?
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lifehacker: (I wish I could fart out of my dick.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-04-09 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ah yes, a grown-ass man crying to himself as he takes off his pants. ]
fallbymyhands: (pic#7558707)

[personal profile] fallbymyhands 2014-04-09 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
[SHRIEK]

PUT THOSE P-- PAN. . . [oh my god what is the word]

PUT YOUR PLATINOS BACK ON THIS INSTANT!
lifehacker: ("Here lies Shit.")

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-04-09 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Why? Why me? Why do I have to stay dressed when I'm sweating to death?
fallbymyhands: (pic#7558648)

[personal profile] fallbymyhands 2014-04-09 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
BECAUSE IT'S IN-- IN. . . [god damn it why does she keep forgetting words. letting out a frustrated huff]

IT'S UNAPPROPRIATABLE!
lifehacker: (Now here comes the wiener!)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-04-09 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry I'm so sexy and can't take the time to let you appreciate me, okay?

[ Whoops right this uniform has an upper half. BEHOLD. MY SWEET ABS. ]
fallbymyhands: (pic#7558579)

[personal profile] fallbymyhands 2014-04-09 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ajsdifjpoij turning so red (with embarrassment? frustration? probably both) and turning away]

I DON'T OBSERVICATE YOU THAT WAY!

[. . . well observicate is close to observe, anyway]
lifehacker: (No perks no clothes no problem.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-04-09 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Of course you... of course you don't. I'm just scum to you.

[ Eh, the underwear can stay on. ]
fallbymyhands: (pic#7558658)

[personal profile] fallbymyhands 2014-04-09 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
YOU ARE BEING AN EMBARASSINGLEMINGLE-- [oh my god what the fuck does that even mean]

I. . . I AM READY FOR THIS GAME TO CESSISTA.
thevoidsdarkhorse: (He offered what he could and it wasn't e)

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2014-04-09 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
T-this should be awesome, why isn't it a-awesome. [Still crying, but STRIPPING DUDE.]
lifehacker: (wreaking havoc on my undergarments)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-04-09 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Because you lost your magical girl friend. I'm sorry I can't appreciate your sweet booty right now.

[ :C ]
thevoidsdarkhorse: (Starting to unravel)

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2014-04-09 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
That's right. SAAAAAAAAAAAAAPHIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

[So much crying.]
lifehacker: (This forest is closed asshole.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-04-09 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
She's a sweet girl. We... we're gonna fail her.
thevoidsdarkhorse: (He offered what he could and it wasn't e)

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2014-04-09 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Noooooo, she's counting on us!
lifehacker: ("Here lies Shit.")

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-04-09 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
We can't fuck it up or it's all over!

[ Here have a man in nothing but his underwear. Ayyy. ]
thevoidsdarkhorse: (And even nothing will break)

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2014-04-09 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Right there with you in the underwear party.]

W-we have to try!F or Sapphire!
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