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[The lights dim and you are no longer in a classroom, but a low key bar. An older gentleman from behind the counter is looking at you as if waiting for your next order. La Torre's voice comes from nowhere in particular:]

Let's pick up where we left all, shall we? You are sitting in a bar. Why are you drinking?

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...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Edited 2014-04-09 00:10 (UTC)

—why are you loud. . . I'm not doing anything!

I'M AS LOUD AS I NEED TO BE...AND I SUSPECT YOU WERE THINKING SOMETHING.

Sorry, I didn't realize thinking was a crime.

ONLY IF YOU'RE THINKING OF DOING SOMETHING CRIMINAL. IT'S CURRENTLY DIFFICULT TO TELL FROM MY POSITION.

[spreads his hands out innocently. . . backing away]

Well, how can you tell that? Maybe I was just thinking about what I should drink next.

...THAT SHOULD BE ACCEPTABLE.

That's what I thought.

CARRY ON THEN.

[proceeds to order everything]

...STOP THAT!

Why?

YOU'RE TOO YOUNG FOR ALL OF THAT.

How do you know? I don't know, I've never drank before.

[...orders TWO of everything]

[about to order THREE of everything but then we died]

[...oops.]

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