BARGHEST

[soulping]

[The lights dim and you are no longer in a classroom, but a low key bar. An older gentleman from behind the counter is looking at you as if waiting for your next order. La Torre's voice comes from nowhere in particular:]

Let's pick up where we left all, shall we? You are sitting in a bar. Why are you drinking?

Comments

SUBMIT

[soulping]

1. Please write down and submit a reason for why your team is drinking.
2. Every player on the team must pick a number 1-50 for their self. This will be your alcohol tolerance level. This will be your alcohol tolerance level. This is an IC pick so characters who are lightweights may pick a heavyweight number and vice versa.

GOAL: Get as close to full on drunk as possible without blacking out. If you surpass your number you'll blackout and suffer alcohol poisoning. But don't worry; the school infirmary is standing by to receive all cases.

Re: SUBMIT

[recode]

1. We're drinking for the drink, of course—and to win this game.
2. Bellatrix - motherfucking 50
Dark - motherfucking 50
Lupus - motherfucking 50

GO BIG OR GO HOME

ROUND 1

[soulping]

[A menu appears:

Coffee Stout
Dark, bitter stout tasting of coffee

Milk Stout
Sweet stout with a creamy texture

Imperial Stout
Stout with a roasted chocolate taste

Oyster Stout
Burnt espresso flavor with an oyster aftertaste]

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSSION

[wingtamed]

I want imperial.

Re: DISCUSSION

[recode]

I want to try Oyster . . .

Re: DISCUSSION

[wingtamed]

Imperial sounds cool.

Re: DISCUSSION

[recode]

Oyster sound strange, though. It definitely sounds unusual.

[a bit excitedly, though subdued]

Re: DISCUSSION

[wingtamed]

But cooler is better!

Re: DISCUSSION

[recode]

Shhhhhh, you can have your drink then.

Re: DISCUSSION

[wingtamed]

A'right.

Re: DISCUSSION

[recode]

I think I'll try the coffee, too.

Re: DISCUSSION

[wingtamed]

Do what ya want.

Re: DISCUSSION

[criticalbark]

I've never had an oyster before...

Re: DISCUSSION

[recode]

It's pretty. . . hm. It tastes like the ocean, to be frank.

Re: DISCUSSION

[criticalbark]

I've never tasted the ocean before...

Well, except once.

Re: DISCUSSION

[recode]

Then this'll be a new experience for the both of us, I don't remember drinking something like this before.

SUBMIT

[soulping]

[wingtamed]

Mira is getting the Imperial Stout.

[soulping]

[Your stout is served cool, but not too cold. The more you drink it the more you realize you don't really want to be here. Or with these people. Or in this bar. People are for losers; can you go home yet?]

Re: SUBMIT

[recode]

Bellatrix is getting the Oyster Stout.

and the Coffee Stout.

Re: SUBMIT

[soulping]

[Your oyster stout is served cool, but not too cold. The creamy texture brings forth your inner feelings. And you can't stop crying. Everything's so sad! Why are you holding it in?]

[Your stout is served cool, but not too cold. It's a real pick-me-up. With this kind of taste you just want to belt everything out to the heavens. Which is entirely possible; you've lost the ability to keep a quiet, inside voice. Try not to make anyone deaf.]

Re: SUBMIT

[criticalbark]

Lupus is getting the Oyster Stout.

Re: SUBMIT

[soulping]

[Your oyster stout is served cool, but not too cold. The creamy texture brings forth your inner feelings. And you can't stop crying. Everything's so sad! Why are you holding it in?]

ROUND 2

[soulping]

[A second menu appears:

Bloody Mary
Spicy, tomato tasting cocktail

Tequila Sunrise
Sweet mixed drink tasting of orange juice

Highball
Carbonated lemon-lime mixed drink

Salty Dog
Grapefruit tasting drink with a salt-lined rim]

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSSION

[recode]

[whyyyyy is everything so saaaaaaaaaad]

U. . . uuuuuuu. . . . . . .

Re: DISCUSSION

[wingtamed]

[ i don't care tbh. ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[recode]

[ok]

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. . . . . .

Re: DISCUSSION

[wingtamed]

. . can ya be a little quieter?

Re: DISCUSSION

[recode]

[sniffs, wipes her face]

AM I BEING LOUD. . . . ?

Re: DISCUSSION

[wingtamed]

Too loud.

Re: DISCUSSION

[recode]

S-S-SORRY. . . . I'M JUST. . . SO UPSET. . . .

Re: DISCUSSION

[wingtamed]

Then stop talking.

Re: DISCUSSION

[recode]

Y, YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

SUBMIT

[soulping]

Re: SUBMIT

[recode]

Bellatrix is taking a Tequila Sunrise!

Dark is not drinking this round.

Re: SUBMIT

[soulping]

Bella: [Your mixed drink is served chilled an orange wedge. It tastes just like...what's the word? Did it start with o? Maybe p? Aw, who cares. You'll make up a new word! Now to just fill in all the other words you suddenly can't rememeber.]

Dark: [The bar tender looks slightly distressed, but okay.]

ROUND 3

[soulping]

[A third menu appears:

Ruby Port
Sweet, cherry tasting wine

Malvasia Madeira
Caramel tasting wine with an acidic bite

Vermouth
Bitter, with a mint flavor and syrupy texture

Vin Santo
Amber wine with an extremely sweet taste]

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSSION

[wingtamed]

I wanna go back to sleep.

Re: DISCUSSION

[criticalbark]

[ SNIFFLE BAWWW ]

I'm just gonna drink everythiiing!

SUBMIT

[soulping]

Re: SUBMIT

[recode]

Malvasia Madeira and Vermouth for Bellatrix!

Re: SUBMIT

[soulping]

[Unfortunately you have hit your alcohol limit for the night. It's off to the nurse's office for you to have your stomach pumped :(]

[wingtamed]

Mira is taking the Ruby Port and Vin Santo.

[soulping]

[Your wine at hand temperature. The more you drink it the more you have a realization: everyone in this bar is insanely attractive. You're insanely attractive! How do this many good-looking people congregate in one room, it must be a miracle!]

[Your wine is served slightly chilled. This...this wine...it's amazing! You can't stop singing its praises. Or singing in general. Anyone want to hear a showtune?]

[You've made it through the game! Proceed to endgame.]

Re: SUBMIT

[criticalbark]

Lupus is taking everything.

Re: SUBMIT

[soulping]

[Unfortunately you have hit your alcohol limit for the night. It's off to the nurse's office for you to have your stomach pumped :(]