CHALLENGE ROOM

[soulping]

[You have been challenged to a drinking contest! There is a table with the following menu:

Brown Ale
Brown and sweet with a light chocolate flavor

Nigori
Cloudy sake with a strong, overpowering taste

Cognac
Aged brandy tasting of nuts, fruit and spices]

Comments

TAKSHAKA vs RATATOSKR 1-on-1

[soulping]

SUBMIT

[soulping]

Submit your participants and your drink first round drink orders.

Re: SUBMIT

[swordedpast]

[Swan is going to get the nigori and the cognac!]

Re: SUBMIT

[soulping]

[Unfortunately you have hit your alcohol limit for the night. It's off to the nurse's office for you to have your stomach pumped :(]

Re: SUBMIT

[swordedpast]

[JUST AS PLANNED]

Re: SUBMIT

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

[Brown Ale and Cognac.]

Re: SUBMIT

[soulping]

[Unfortunately you have hit your alcohol limit for the night. It's off to the nurse's office for you to have your stomach pumped :(]

Re: SUBMIT

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

[EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!!!! ):]

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

[lifehacker]

Why do you pricks hate us so much?!

[ Long shuddering sob. ]

We're doing this. For Sapphire.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

G-gotta for Saphireeeeeee!

Re: DISCUSSION

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

[Here is a mostly naked, crying Roxy. (With all those scars.)

Why Takshakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Re: DISCUSSION

[swordedpast]

Roxy!

[He is speaking alarmingly loudly!! Also, he's not wearing the jacket of his uniform, the top few buttons of his shirt are undone, and he's still sweating profusely.]

Don't think you can outdrink me. I'll annihilate y--

You're crying.

Re: DISCUSSION

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

[Just in her underwear man.]

Because Sapphire passed out and now we're against you if we wanna wiiiiiiin!

Re: DISCUSSION

[swordedpast]

Sparrow passed out as well! Don't think you're the only ones suffering.

And put your clothes back on!

Re: DISCUSSION

[fallbymyhands]

. . . THIS IS NOT AT ALL WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID PLEASE END THE GAME POSTHASTEDINGLY.

Re: DISCUSSION

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Why snakes, I like snaaaaakes!

Re: DISCUSSION

[fallbymyhands]

I DO NOT KNOW, BUT THIS GAMIFING IS GETTING OUT OF HAND.

[. . . gamifing, now that's a good one]

Re: DISCUSSION

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Gamifing is the woooorst! [SOB]

I-I can drink. Can d-d-drink for DAYS.

[lifehacker]

Maybe I can cry on them enough. Like a little bitch. Then they'll get annoyed and leave.

[ Rubbing his shitty man tears into his glistening, sweaty pecs. MMMBOY. PAY ATTENTION TO ME ELLIE. ]

[fallbymyhands]

. . .







[kicks him in the shin :I]

[she'd execute him (read: USE HER PERSONA ON HIM) but she doesn't have those memories back yet, so. SHIN KICKING WILL HAVE TO SUFFICE]

Re: DISCUSSION

[swordedpast]

[Not wearing the jacket of his team uniform, and also the top several buttons of his shirt are undone, and he's still sweating.]

None of you stand a chance...!

[He's trying to be cool and badass but honestly he just sounds pretty distressed. Also loud. Really loud.]

Re: DISCUSSION

[lifehacker]

Oh god, it's this dipshit.

[ Puts a hand over his face and sobs quietly. God, why. WHY. JUST BEING HERE MAKES HIM UPSET. ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[swordedpast]

I might've been dipped in it, but you're a full-on shithead...!

[Bites his lip.]

You idiot, don't cry like that--!

RESULT

[soulping]

[Swan and Roxy both go to the school infirmary! Anyone left who made it through can proceed to endgame.]