EPONA

[soulping]

[ This may be backstage, but in keeping with the usual tone of Fluffy's realm, it feels more like a vastly oversized cardboard box. In this case, there are also chairs, curtained-off dressing rooms, and...a closet? ]

Comments

ROUND ONE: PREPARATION

[soulping]

A note is tacked to the closet: "Pick your most dateable teammate and dress them up however you desire to make them presentable! I hope you all enjoy yourselves ♥"

[ The closet is full of whatever sort of clothing and accessories you could possibly imagine, including but not limited to regal wear, casual attire, absurdly ruffly outfits, fetishy stuff like maid outfits/bikini tops with tassels on them, and even some positively esoteric stuff like giant prosthetic hands and magical socks that make your legs look unnaturally long. There's even cosplay stuff, including a number of cat ears and tails. Literally anything clothing-wise can be assumed to be in here. ]

[ You do not need to turn anything in this round; you'll be doing that on the main post in round two. The object is just to decide as a team who's going to be "auctioned" and how to best present them. ]

[moderndaywhitemage]

[ALREADY IN THE CLOTHES ♥ oh god save yourselves from Chii's fashion sense]

[gandere]

What are you doing?

[moderndaywhitemage]

There's sooo much! I wanna see all of it.

[gandere]

You know the Empress can give you clothes as well. I asked her...

[moderndaywhitemage]

[O M F G]

Really?!

[gandere]

[ Tossing out the fetish stuff into a pile. ] No, no, and no.

[ Pausing with a pair of cat ears in her hand. ]

Cute...

[moderndaywhitemage]

Oooh, look, look! Aren't they just cute?

[sweet god]

[gandere]

You're not...

You're serious, aren't you?

[moderndaywhitemage]

Well, they need a good shirt to go with them!

[gandere]

You're not going to find a 'good shirt' in there that will match.

... You'll also need something to cover up y-your--!!

Re: ROUND ONE: PREPARATION

[wingtamer]

[oh god two girls and one guy in epona]

[it's schooler and coco]



[stands a little ways away, like he's trying to make himself small and quiet]

[gandere]

[ Staring intently at. ] Hmm...

[wingtamer]

[shit]

[slowly inches behind a mannequin with a wig on it]

[gandere]

I found our date!

Re: ROUND ONE: PREPARATION

[moderndaywhitemage]

[DON'T WORRY I'LL MAKE YOU A CUTE OUTFIT

spoilers it's not cute it's terrifying]

Re: ROUND ONE: PREPARATION

[wingtamer]

[C-CAN. CAN I NOT. PLEASE.]

[moderndaywhitemage]

[no]

ROUND THREE: BIDDING

[soulping]

A new note is tacked to the closet: "Now it's time to decide who you most want to date of the others offered ♥ You have been provided with thirty tins of tuna to use as currency in your bidding! Also, you may choose a Cat to accompany your date."

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

 

Re: DISCUSSION

[wingtamer]

[i just want to cry from embarrassment for a little bit okay]

Re: DISCUSSION

[moderndaywhitemage]

[but I'm soooo proud]

Who do you think?

Re: DISCUSSION

[wingtamer]

U-uhm. . . I don't really mind, uhm. . . I think they were all pretty good. . . .

BIDS

[soulping]

[ You have thirty tins to bid with as a team; allot those to the other teams as you wish, and pick whichever Cat you most want to accompany your date. ]

Re: BIDS

[wingtamer]

Commandant Lion as our Cat!

4 to Amalthea
4 to Tiamat
4 to Dawon
4 to Takshaka
4 to Gulgallana
4 to Ratatoskr
3 to Barghest
3 to Alectryon